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    MAFIA ORDERS HIT ON CAT (Sky)

    The notoriously ruthless Russian mob is believed to have ordered a hit on a cat.

    Rusik, Russia's only sniffer cat, was run over and killed by a car, the Daily Telegraph reports.

    The feline crime-fighter had been the scourge of caviar smuggling gangs.

    The cat was used by customs officials to sniff out sturgeon row concealed in cars at checkpoints on the lucrative smuggling route between the Caspian Sea and Moscow.

    The Russian black market in caviar is estimated to be worth over £1bn and has provoked bloody feuds between powerful criminal gangs in the past.

    It is believed that Rusik was targetted after his prowess was first made public last week.

    Rusik had once discovered caviar in the car that hit him.

    He first came into the possession of Russian customs officials last year when he wandered into a checkpoint as a stray kitten.

    Police officer Sergei Kovalenko said his talent quickly became apparent: "One day Rusik just leapt into the boot of a passing car at the checkpoint and immediately sniffed out some sturgeon."

    "After that, we decided to use him all the time."


    .... (UPI)
    Rusik's demise was just the latest blow to Stavropol's crime-fighters. Another cat, Barsik, succumbed a few weeks ago after eating a poisoned mouse.




    ...



    R.I.P.

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    • #3
      This article is f*cking gold

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      • #4
        well, i suppose it's a bit easier to off a cat than a person.

        besides, their knees are small.
        B♭3

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        • #5
          I saw this in the paper. Cats should really be ruling humans you know.

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          • #6
            Cats should really be ruling humans you know.

            who says the aren't?

            We feed them, and walk them and care for them, don't we?

            (i saw this in a garfield cartoon feature)

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            • #7
              What's next, a bomb in the scratching post?

              this just says: don;t mess with the Russian Mob, they are crazy enough to take out cats! (hasn;t this sort of thing beeen done to drug sniffing dogs?)
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                Cats should really be ruling humans you know.

                who says the aren't?

                We feed them, and walk them and care for them, don't we?
                Who the hell walks a cat?
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #9
                  More importantly, how the hell do you walk a cat? In my experience, once you put a leash on them, all you can do is drag a cat.

                  Why was the cat on a street someplace where he could be run over?
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #10
                    it's for people who really wanted dogs.

                    i wonder what peta will say about this?
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                      • #12
                        I really like cats

                        But then again, caviar smuggling shouldn't be illegal, so I can see the smugglers' point.
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                        • #13
                          The reason caviar smuggling is illegal is because the beluga stugeon is an very endangered species. Or don't you believe in protecting endangered species?
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            I dunno. What do you think?
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                            • #15
                              I say we intorduce DF to an endangared species of our choosing and allow them to debate the issue towards a full concluiosn. I say we chose a Siberian Tiger as the other participant.
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