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  • #31
    I have no record other than one ticket for running a stop sign.

    Oh, yeah, the UT "cops" (otherwise known as rent-a-pigs), gave me a parking ticket, but I just threw it away.
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Shi Huangdi


      Ah, even more evidence that Tassadar's persona is fake.

      http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame81.html
      You tried this once before, yet couldn't muster up enough evidence to prove against me.

      Would you like to try again?
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      • #33
        Well, the fact you are posting from Logan Utar is sure proof. I lived there for 2 years before I moved away 4 years ago. Only interesting thing in that town was the golf course.
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        • #34
          I've got a speeding ticket that says I was doing 80 in 75 zone.
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          • #35
            Originally posted by geeslaka
            Well, the fact you are posting from Logan Utar is sure proof. I lived there for 2 years before I moved away 4 years ago. Only interesting thing in that town was the golf course.
            Actually, I'm beginning to like this town more and more. Sure, it's not a big town but ever since the olympics it's started to grow (Not that the city is taking advantage of that, Mr. Thompson ). We got out of the slums of Logan (Nibley, to be more specific), and now we live in a nice, surprisngly richer latino community.
            Theres a nice park and zoo just right across the street, and we live near the Church my wife and I got remarried in The neighbors, while some of them don't QUITE speak much English (or Russian or Bengali), are pretty nice.
            My kids love it here. The schooling is much better in this neck of the woods, and there are usually several Spanish celebrations a month along with a rodeo and sports games.
            The view is quite magnificent during dawn, and I feel safe enough to go out for a midnight stroll (As opposed to not feeling safe because I literally had a few sex offenders next door. One of which targeted males. Older males.).
            There isn't too much as far as nightlife in this city, but thats OK. Ever since I moved to the better part of Logan, I've noticed that my mood has changed (so has my wifes), the people are nicer....There are less Mormons We also have a lot of liberals over here
            It's VERY peaceful. There's virtually no crime in Logan, much less the part I'm living at. It seems as if the place is almost completly free of Dukkha
            And then theres USU a ways away, and theyre always doing something cultural. We have a few small shops over here, and another nice little comforts.

            Again, ever since I got outta the poor area, I'm liking this town a lot more

            Anyway......
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            • #36
              a ****load of parking tickets. but that's not a criminal record.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #37
                No, my misdemeanor was reduced to a civil infraction. It was for a noise violation in college. We only got it because my housemate was being a jerk to the cops, that and the fact that they pulled up while I was outside in a set of boxers and an authentic mexican pancho while drunk off my ass. I was over 21 and it was cinco de mayo. Honest.
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                • #38
                  when I was 11, me and a friend burned down a field.. I didn't get arrested or anything.
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                  • #39
                    I don't have a criminal record. But I've been fined when I was 16 and got caught smoking the pot, and then speeding ticket once.
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by geeslaka
                      My criminal record is mine and mine alone.
                      Tell it to your boss, and he/she could have a different answer...

                      Anyhoo, no record, no speeding tickets, no parking tickets - and yet the police once took my fingerprints...
                      I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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                      • #41
                        One PBJ for possession of a CDS with intent to use. Nothing else.
                        John Brown did nothing wrong.

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