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  • What is your criminal record?

    Has anyone here ever been conivted of a crime? A serious one?

    Anyone here a convicted rapist or murderer?

    Just curious.
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  • #2
    Hint: search "I've been indicted on multiple charges"

    As for me, I've never been arrested, and have never received either a moving violation or a parking ticket.

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    • #3
      I'm in the pen right now, doing 25 to life for 2nd degree murder. Gives me plenty of time to post, even if I have to do it from prison library.
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      • #4
        Fighting in sixth grade.
        Parking ticket.
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        • #5
          I've gotten 4 moving violations in my life, and 3 parking tickets (all on the same violation!). I went to court and the judge threw out two of them. Otherwise, I've never even been arrested, much less convicted. Considering the countless felonies that I've committed, I'm quite proud of my record.
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          • #6
            Nearly got busted for possession while underaged. Although I don't think that's criminal here anymore.

            Speeding ticket too.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
              I'm in the pen right now, doing 25 to life for 2nd degree murder. Gives me plenty of time to post, even if I have to do it from prison library.
              How much time do you have to go?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Asher
                Nearly got busted for possession while underaged. Although I don't think that's criminal here anymore.

                Speeding ticket too.
                It still is, but only technically (since you won't be prosecuted). IIRC the legislation hasn't even come up for reading yet.
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                • #9
                  My criminal record is mine and mine alone.
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                  • #10
                    how would you get a criminal record for fighting in 6th grade?
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                    • #11
                      He capped the other kid.
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                      • #12
                        [spoiled white kid]
                        Why would he throw his hat at the other kid?!?!
                        [/spoiled white kid]
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                        • #13
                          Asher:

                          if a word like "capping" is used on apolyton, spoiled white kids already now it...
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                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #14
                            Diog, I be an OG.

                            Y'all got nothin' on me.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                              I'm in the pen right now, doing 25 to life for 2nd degree murder. Gives me plenty of time to post, even if I have to do it from prison library.
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