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Awww, too bad about the b-day sex.
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Umm, better late than never, so Happy Birthday!
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Kisses are better than sex, if you can't have both.
Pekka,
have a nice birthday.
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Happy Birthday
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Yeeeeeeaah thaaaaaanks everyoneee.. I'm going to pass out on the sofa soon. How original.
peace, love, unity, respect. And lots of other crappy hippie stuff. Lights out!In da butt.
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