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  • We need more Altzheimer jokes.

    What's the best part of getting Altzheimers?

    -You can hide your own easter eggs.
    -You meet new people every day.
    -You can buy your own christmas presents
    "Dave, if medicine tasted good, I'd be pouring cough syrup on my pancakes." -Jimmy James, Newsradio

    "Your plans to find love, fortune, and happiness utterly ignore the Second Law Of Thermodynamics."-Horiscope from The Onion

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