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  • #16
    Beans on toast

    You will need:

    Beans
    Bread

    1. Toast bread
    2. Cook beans
    3. Apply beans to toast
    4. Eat
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    • #17
      Glop

      1 box Kraft macaroni/cheese
      1 extra cheese packet from another box.
      1 can tuna.


      Boil water then add noodles.
      Cook until soft, then drain.
      Add both packets of cheese powder. NO butter. NO milk.
      Stir until flavorful clumps appear, stop then add tuna.

      Glop has an extended shelf life of approx. 40 years. In a pinch, It can also be used as drywall sealer or as cold patch for road repair work. Bon appetit.
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      • #18
        Greek dish: Saganaki - Fried Cheese
        (Note: From the pages of The Frugal Gourmet cookbook)

        Kasseri cheese, 1/3 inch thick (1/3 pound)
        Egg
        1 tablespoon milk
        Flour
        Olive oil for pan frying
        Brandy
        Lemon juice

        Cut a slice of kasseri cheese about 1/3 inch thick. Mix the egg with the milk. Dip the cheese into the egg mixture. Then dip it into flour. Fry in a bit of oil in a heavy frying pan on medium heat until golden brown. Then turn. ***Warning: Fire hazard approacheth. Prepare ahead of time in case the unintended happens.*** Flame with brandy if you wish, but be careful. Add a squirt of lemon juice when flame dies down.

        I usually have a large metal pan lid to quickly put over the top of the frying pan just in case I need to kill the flames in a hurry. I have a fire extinguisher(sp?) nearby for larger problems I use extra long matches which should be available at any grocery store. Flaming the cheese is not necessary, but the flamed brandy does add additional flavor.

        I don't have any nutritional info on the dish...but it's CHEESE FRIED WITH BRANDY. I think you can pretty much guess it's nutritional value.

        Mmm...saganaki...
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        • #19
          Do you have any potato or pasta recipes for the college student on his way to living on his own for the first time (without any sort of dining hall)?
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          • #20
            PASTA WITH FRESH TOMATO-HERB SAUCE


            Hot pasta is tossed into a fresh salsalike sauce for a quick and delicious meal.
            2 cups chopped fresh tomatoes (3 medium)
            2 ounces feta cheese, crumbled
            1/2 cup finely chopped red onion
            1/4 cup chopped fresh basil
            1 tablespoon olive oil
            2 large garlic cloves, pressed
            1 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano
            12 ounces 3/4-inch pasta shells, freshly cooked

            Combine first 7 ingredients in large bowl. Immediately add freshly cooked pasta. Toss well. Season generously with pepper and serve immediately.
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            • #21
              POTATO SALAD


              3 1/2 pounds (about 6 large) russet potatoes, scrubbed
              6 hard-boiled eggs, sliced
              8 radishes, chopped
              4 green onions, sliced
              1/2 cup chopped bread and butter pickles
              5 bacon slices, fried, crumbled
              1/2 cup toasted sliced almonds
              1/2 green bell pepper, diced


              1/2 cup buttermilk
              1/2 cup sour cream
              1/2 cup mayonnaise
              1/2 1-ounce envelope Ranch salad dressing mix
              1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
              1/2 teaspoon dried dillweed
              Salt and pepper
              Chopped fresh parsley

              Place russet potatoes in large pot. Add water to cover. Boil until potatoes are tender but not mushy, about 35 minutes. Cool potatoes completely. Peel potatoes and dice. Place in large bowl. Add next 7 ingredients.

              Mix buttermilk, sour cream, mayonnaise, dressing mix, mustard and dillweed in small bowl. Pour over potato mixture and toss well. Season with salt and pepper. Garnish with parsley.
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              • #22
                I got something called mole at a Mexican deli. What the heck do I do with it?

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                • #23
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                  • #24
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                    • #25
                      boy am I hungry....

                      Cup O' Noodle
                      -Water
                      -Cup O' noodle

                      .Boil water. Once the water starts boiling open the lid of the cup o noodle and pour the water into the cup until water reaches the line inside the cup. be careful not to burn yourself when pouring as the steam is hot. Close the lid and wait for 3-4 min.
                      :-p

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                      • #26
                        Geeslaka's Special Hot Cocoa
                        -2 cups of water
                        -Your normal amount of cocoa mix
                        -6 drops of sriracha sauce
                        -12 drops of worcestersire sauce
                        -5 thin slices of butter
                        -5 dashes of salt

                        do while ( thirsty == true )
                        {
                        Heat the water to your desired drinking temp. Add all the ingredients to it and stir it well. Drink.
                        }
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                        • #27
                          I've always wanted to cook spaghetti with a spicy cream sauce (an alfredo sauce or something along those lines), but I've never been able to figure out what spices go with cream sauces. When I use marinara I just toss in a bunch of onion and garlic and jalapenos and ceyenne pepper, but I'm leary about mixing jalapenos or ceyenne with alfredo.


                          -Beef Sherry

                          2-3 lbs cubed beef
                          3-4 cans Golden Mushroom soup
                          1-2 cans of mushroom pieces
                          1 packet dry onion soup mix
                          1-4 cups cooking sherry
                          Garlic powder
                          Ceyenne pepper

                          Mix everything up in a pan and cook it in a conventional oven at 325 F for about 3 hours. Stir occasionally, add more sherry if the sauce is getting too thick. Serve on egg noodles or rice, top with some soy sauce if that's what floats your boat.

                          -Corned Beef Hash

                          A buncha peeled and chopped potatoes
                          A buncha chopped onions
                          3 cans of chopped corned beef
                          Garlic (chopped or powdered)
                          Ceyenne pepper
                          Black pepper

                          Keep adding onions/potatoes until your cooking dish is overflowing. Cook at 325 for about 2-3 hours, stirring occasionally to prevent the top from drying out.

                          -Meatballs

                          5 lbs ground chuck (try to get a fat/lean ratio of about 20/80)
                          2 lb spicy ground sausage (I usually get Bob Evans)
                          1 bag of croutons
                          1 cup uncooked oatmeal
                          1 egg (I usually substitute some olive oil, since I never have eggs handy)
                          Garlic (chopped or powdered)
                          Ceyenne pepper
                          Black pepper
                          Italian seasoning mix

                          Smash up the croutons into a fine powder. Mix everything up together, form into compressed balls app. 1-1.5 inches in diameter. Use 2-3 pans and cook the meatballs over the stove, occasionally transferring all of the grease you're generating into one pan -- the grease is what makes the meatballs cook up quickly. Typically I'll have three pans going -- one holds the cooked meatballs (where the grease has time to run off of them), one pan has all of the grease, and one pan holds the completely uncooked meatballs. Occasionally I'll rotate pans, moving the cooked and drained meatballs onto a plate or into a ziploc for freezing.
                          Last edited by loinburger; July 9, 2003, 22:00.
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                          • #28
                            Easy beef stir fry

                            1 lb lean beef, cut into thin slices
                            1 can Baby corn
                            1/2 head of cabbage, chopped
                            1 can straw mushrooms
                            2 green bell peppers, cored, cut into thin strips.
                            2 cloves of garlic, minced
                            4 tablespoons Peanut Oil
                            1 tbs Corn starch
                            3 tbs soy sauce.
                            1/2 cup chicken stock
                            1 tsp fresh ginger, minced
                            1tbs red wine vinegar

                            First, take vinegar, 1 tbs soy sauce, and corn starch and mix. then add beef and coat the beef: leave for 15 minutes to marinade.
                            Heat 2 tbs Peanut oil in Wok or a Large hot saute Panat high heat. Add beef: cook until brown on the ourtside, 3-5 minutes. Remove beef. Heat other 2 tbs peanut oil. Add ginger and garlic, stir fry for one minute. Add cabage, and stir fry for about 3 minutes. Add Peppers, stirf or a minute, then add baby corn, another minute, then add Mushrooms. Stir all for about 3 minutes. Add soy sauce. Add chicken stock and cover: let simmer for about 5 minutes. Remove lid, add the beef again and stir for about 3 minutes, to spread beef taste.

                            Goes best with steamed rice.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by RedFred
                              I got something called mole at a Mexican deli. What the heck do I do with it?
                              If you got the paste, thin it with chicken broth until you get a thick sauce, if its too spicy for you, you can add some sugar.
                              Serve over chicken, accompany with mexican rice.
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                              • #30
                                hi ,

                                well LTEC! , this look good , you should keep posting , so we get civilized on food , .....

                                its going to be tested out this weekend

                                have a great day while cooking
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