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  • #31
    Oh man.. but you're job is not to handle applications ..
    You'll be busting those criminals who try to come from mexico to US with drugs and guns and stuff?
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #32
      It's cool, Pekka.
      I get on, I'll have contacts all over the place.
      Hook you up, first opportunity.


      Which is also why BORIS is added. I tried to give you a chance but oh, no. Had to be a wise-guy.
      GePap was already added due to previous smart-alec remark.

      Wiz comes off the list. I misunderstood, and hated adding him in the first place.

      Michael. You help me out a lot, which is why you skate on your witty little quip, this time.


      Got to go back and re-read.
      I know I saw some other additions-in-waiting.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #33
        What are you going to do to us? We've established you have no jurisdiction. Your authority is meaningless to U.S. citizens. Null and void.

        But, being such a handy assistant, I'm sure you will get a nice cup of coffee for your boss. Just don't wear your skirt too high, it might give him funny ideas.
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #34
          You add me to your list and I'll return the favor.
          American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
          I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
          Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
          XGalaga.

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          • #35
            I'm not sure what kind of job you'll be doing, but isn't it dangerous to bust those criminals? I figure those drug smugglers might be a bit dangerous, especially their bosses if border control gets the same guys drugs all the time... I don't know. We're safe country, and I know one customs guy who really can't go anywhere he wants, because his life has been threatened few times by guys who really mean it.. Well, I know you'll be ok though, but just in case be careful, you never know..
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #36
              Boris, just like your hero's daddy said, "READ MY LIPS".
              I won't be doing jack to you, but my new buddies in OTHER DEPARTMENTS will come knocking at your door.
              hehehe

              It's cool, Pekka. Thanks.
              I'm too mean for anything to ever get me.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #37
                Hmmm, you gonna be workin' at the airport, Sloww? Cuz I don't drive through Texas.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #38
                  Threatening a security agent for the U.S. government.
                  hahah, not a threat slowwy... my threats are reserved for people that can affect me. I think Barney Fife still outranks you. I wonder if Sloww plays quick draw with a gun in front of the mirror after he get's out of the shower...

                  "you talking to me? well I don't see anyone else here, you must be talking to me..."

                  I won't be doing jack to you, but my new buddies in OTHER DEPARTMENTS will come knocking at your door.
                  nah, the SCOTUS struck down the sodomy laws... your fascist junior Gman routine is lame sloww...
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #39
                    I don't know exactly, Che.


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                    Last edited by SlowwHand; July 8, 2003, 17:37.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #40
                      You received a score of 100.00 for grade 05.
                      Silly people, you didn't read all his post! SlowwHand has finally past the 5th grade, and with flying colors! We're all so proud of you.

                      Now I know what the 'Sloww' stands for.
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • #41
                        Silly people, you didn't read all his post! SlowwHand has finally past the 5th grade, and with flying colors! We're all so proud of you.

                        Now I know what the 'Sloww' stands for.
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #42
                          Congrats Sloww!

                          "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                          "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                          • #43
                            (writes down Thebin's name)

                            I have to get more paper.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #44


                              Go sloww!

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                              • #45
                                Sloww reminds me of Steve Buschemi's character in "Billy Madison". He's writing down all these names of "enemies". And then puts on lipstick.

                                you go girl!
                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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