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  • #16
    Well, once you've been found guilty of the most heinous crime of not unconditionally loving the country you live in, it's only a matter of time before they come for you.
    "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

    Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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    • #17
      How can Sloww qualify for such a job when he doesn't comprehend he'd have no authority with regards to U.S. citizens?



      No wonder our government is the ****ter...look who we hire!
      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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      • #18
        Sloww, That's GREAT NEWS! Congrats, I hope you make it. I hope I'm not on your black list, so that I can enter the country with my own passport .
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          Keep it up. I have my list out.
          It's not like I'm limited to names I can add.

          Lessee. GePap, Cold Wizard , Agathon. Ok.
          What did you add me for? Is it because of my calling that Dallas football team Cowpats? Making southern jokes about hicks? Or not wanting to see a picture of your ass?
          Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

          https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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          • #20
            Pekka: Does that mean you would use somebody else's passport if you were on his blacklist?
            American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
            I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
            Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
            XGalaga.

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            • #21
              You know what sucks serious butt? All the letters in my name (my 'actual reality avatar', if you will) are currently flagged as 'terrorist potential threat', so every time I go the the airport I get your friendly neighbourhood Dr. Jellyfinger to 'examine' everything I'm bringing on my 'trip'.

              Apparently there's a preponderance of Asian, female terrorists carrying rucksacks in Buttfvck, Indiana, and damn it all, George W.'s gonna stop it!

              So you can guess how often I take planes, these days.

              >:·Þ
              -30-

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              • #22
                The War on Terror: A drunk shrub's power trip.
                Terrorist: Anyone who doesn't bend over.
                American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                XGalaga.

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                • #23
                  You never know St. Swithin. After all there were all those female Asian hijackers on 9/11.

                  Slowwy: congrats on the new job (I know you'll get it) but don't start deporting people until you atleast finish your first day.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by SlowwHand
                    I'm sorry, Oerdin.

                    Sava is "toast". So are others.



                    (hmmm. Wonder if I can do something about the evil Canadians? )
                    Hmm, a conservative chasing a big gubbament job!?



                    What, couldn't make it in the private sector?
                    - "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
                    - I went to Zanarkand, and all I got was this lousy aeon!
                    - "... over 10 members raised complaints about you... and jerk was one of the nicer things they called you" - Ming

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                    • #25
                      Re: Some People Better Start Packing Their Bags

                      Originally posted by SlowwHand

                      Re: Vacancy Announcement CFICE-2003-0302 for a INVESTIGATIVE ASSISTANT (OA) 05
                      Dallas, TX in the Bureau of Customs and Border Protection.
                      You'll be entrusted with performing the anal probes?
                      “Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)

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                      • #26
                        geeslaka, of course not!
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #27
                          Naah, he'd be an "assistant" - that means he just carries the sample containers.
                          When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                            How can Sloww qualify for such a job when he doesn't comprehend he'd have no authority with regards to U.S. citizens?



                            No wonder our government is the ****ter...look who we hire!
                            i dont think hes serious and im sure your on his lisy now
                            "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                            - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                            Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                            • #29
                              hey, sloww, I have some friends in the mexican border and, you know... they are very generous with those who - how could I say this? - "overlook" some discrepancies like small doses of narcotics being transported to alleviate the poor and miserable lives of your countrymen... we could negotiate...
                              I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                                How can Sloww qualify for such a job when he doesn't comprehend he'd have no authority with regards to U.S. citizens?



                                No wonder our government is the ****ter...look who we hire!
                                i dont think hes serious and im sure your on his list now
                                "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                                - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                                Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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