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    Your past life diagnosis:
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    I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
    You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Tibet around the year 1400.
    Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge.
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    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
    Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.
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    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
    The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.
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    Do you remember now?
    Yes! Dark forces, to my command! Kazoom! Boom! Bazaa!
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    Your past life diagnosis:
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    I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
    You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Southern England around the year 1500.
    Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.
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    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
    Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
    Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.
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    Do you remember now?

    "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

    Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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    • #3
      Your past life diagnosis:
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      I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
      You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Australia around the year 1375.
      Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.
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      Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
      Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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      The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
      There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.
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      Do you remember now?

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        Your past life diagnosis:
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        I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
        You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Canada around the year 1675.
        Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.
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        Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
        Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.
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        The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
        The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.
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        Do you remember now?
        Erm...no
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #5
          I don't know what my past life was like, the mindwipe was pretty thorough.
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #6
            I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
            You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Germany around the year 1575.
            Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
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            Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
            Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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            The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
            The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
            Blah

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            • #7
              Your past life diagnosis:

              I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
              You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Borneo around the year 575.
              Your profession was that of a librarian, priest or keeper of tribal relics.

              Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
              Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

              The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
              Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion. Do you remember now?


              Of course
              All people born the same day as me were all priests in 575's Borneo
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #8
                I was an Iroquois totem pole maker (well, it's as close to a native as I can find)
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #9
                  Your past life diagnosis:
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                  I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
                  You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Portugal around the year 700.
                  Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman.
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                  Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
                  Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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                  The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
                  The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
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                  Do you remember now?

                  a portuguese nun 1300 years ago, hell yeah! arty:
                  "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                  "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                  • #10
                    Re: What was your past life like?

                    I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
                    You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North New Zealand around the year 1350.
                    Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge.
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                    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
                    As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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                    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
                    Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.
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                    Do you remember now?
                    Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                    Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                    • #11
                      How long does this take? I'm not getting anything.
                      American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                      I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                      Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                      XGalaga.

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                      • #12
                        Hardly any time. Virtually instantly.
                        It opens in a new window though - disable any popup killers before submitting, that may be causing problems.

                        Your past life diagnosis:
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                        I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
                        You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Hungary around the year 825.
                        Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain.
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                        Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
                        Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
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                        The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
                        Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.
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                        Do you remember now?
                        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                        • #13
                          I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
                          You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Burma around the year 850.
                          Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.
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                          Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
                          As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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                          The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
                          Your task is to learn determination and persistency. Youd should not allow to let misfortunes take influence on your strong will.
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                          Do you remember now?

                          Yes yes I recall...
                          850 as I was cooking in Burma...
                          Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                          • #14
                            Your past life diagnosis:
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                            I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
                            You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South China around the year 1075.
                            Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.
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                            Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
                            Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.
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                            The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
                            You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
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                            Do you remember now?
                            Had to use Mozilla to get it to work. I have Konqueror set to ask before allowing a popup so I don't think that was the problem.
                            American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                            I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                            Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                            XGalaga.

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                            • #15
                              ROTFLMAO

                              It seems I was a dancing psychologist, apparantly a common proffession in 12th century Northen India.

                              Your past life diagnosis:
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                              I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
                              You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North India around the year 1100.
                              Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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                              Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
                              You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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                              The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
                              Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
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                              Do you remember now?
                              urgh.NSFW

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