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  • #16
    Your past life diagnosis:
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    I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
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    You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North of Latin America around the year 1425.
    Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals.
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    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
    You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
    Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
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    Do you remember now?
    No Fighting here, this is the war room!

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    • #17
      I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
      You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Africa around the year 1725.
      Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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      Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
      Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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      The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
      Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.
      Right.
      Very credible.

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      • #18
        Your past life diagnosis:
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        I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
        You were born somewhere in the territory of modern France around the year 1475.
        Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller.
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        Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
        Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.
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        The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
        Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.
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        Do you remember now?

        So kids, how do you survive a 509 year break between lives? Worship dark, evil forces!

        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
        -Richard Dawkins

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        • #19
          I think that if we posted the numbers we fed the program we could figure out how it works.
          I fed it November 7th, 1985
          American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
          I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
          Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
          XGalaga.

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          • #20
            I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
            You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Wales around the year 1300.
            Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.
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            Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
            You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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            The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
            Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.
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            Do you remember now?


            I always knew I was secretely a poisoner...
            Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

            Do It Ourselves

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            • #21
              Originally posted by geeslaka
              I think that if we posted the numbers we fed the program we could figure out how it works.
              I fed it November 7th, 1985
              I just tried a lot of different dates, but all in the year 2000... they all gave me the same answer:


              Your past life diagnosis:
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              I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
              You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South of Latin America around the year 975.
              Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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              The only thing that changes is the year
              This space is empty... or is it?

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              • #22
                Oh, and me and my roommate are both from the same time and place... we even have the same jobs (Something with fine animals)... and no, we don't have birthday the same day (but close)...

                ...I guess we have a history together...
                This space is empty... or is it?

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                • #23
                  I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
                  You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ireland around the year 950.
                  Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge.

                  Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
                  Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.

                  The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
                  Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.
                  Ho, I am also one with the dark forces
                  (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                  (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                  (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                  • #24
                    Your past life diagnosis:
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                    I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
                    You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1500.
                    Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard.
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                    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
                    You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
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                    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
                    You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
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                    Do you remember now?
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                    So I was a materialist bard born on the North Pole? Interesting...
                    Contraria sunt Complementa. -- Niels Bohr
                    Mods: SMAniaC (SMAC) & Planetfall (Civ4)

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                    • #25
                      Do you like sushi Maniac, out of curiosity?
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #26
                        You must have been one of the Inuit.(eskimos)
                        American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                        I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                        Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                        XGalaga.

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                        • #27
                          I might also have been one of the last surviving Viking colonists on Greenland, if you can still count that to the "Arctic". And no, I have never yet eaten sushi in my life. I must have become really sick of always eating the same old food day in day out.
                          Contraria sunt Complementa. -- Niels Bohr
                          Mods: SMAniaC (SMAC) & Planetfall (Civ4)

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                          • #28
                            I was the only woman in the Yukon territory.
                            "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                            Drake Tungsten
                            "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                            Albert Speer

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Maniac
                              I might also have been one of the last surviving Viking colonists on Greenland, if you can still count that to the "Arctic". And no, I have never yet eaten sushi in my life. I must have become really sick of always eating the same old food day in day out.


                              And monolith, I lived just down the road from you, I was in Canada somewhere and female
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                              • #30
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                                I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
                                You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Japan around the year 1600.
                                Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
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                                Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
                                Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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                                The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
                                Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.
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                                ps you kicked alot of azz
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                                Do you remember now?
                                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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