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  • #31
    I fail to see why the stipulation of "England".
    For reasons unknown to me, evidently the North of any country sucks.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #32
      Re: You poor Northerners. (England)

      Originally posted by MikeH

      Measured by output per head, the North East lags 40% behind the South East.
      That's because they've generally have fatter heads in the south. This is to accomodate the larger tongues, larger brows as per the Neanderthal, and of course the vast amount of empty space necessary to cool down radical Northern ideas.

      Oh. and Sloww, that's funny... that's what the Latin Americans say about the ****heads to the north of them.
      Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
      "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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      • #33
        Re: Re: You poor Northerners. (England)

        Originally posted by Cruddy


        That's because they've generally have fatter heads in the south. This is to accomodate the
        ...brain
        Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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        • #34
          No no Wombat. Southerners have their brains in their arse... Sloww being a case in point.
          Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
          "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Cruddy
            No no Wombat. Southerners have their brains in their arse... Sloww being a case in point.
            they can also talk out of said part of their anatomy!

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            • #36
              Sloww, I'm just kidding dude... but where is BBC HQ? You think they're ever going to publish a report which says "we are d1ckheads, don't listen to us"?
              Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
              "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Cruddy
                Sloww, I'm just kidding dude... but where is BBC HQ? You think they're ever going to publish a report which says "we are d1ckheads, don't listen to us"?
                I don't see why not? Its the hidden theme of many of their reports as it is.
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