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Come on UR! I gave you the perfect oppurtunity to tweak Asher. Go for it!
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I thought UR did.
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Three little words from which I derive endless fascination and pleasure:
Burp
Scratch
Fart
(with the occasional Pick thrown in for variety)"Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.Comment
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Real men cut their arm off when a rock pins their hands.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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che, right on che! There was just another case of a man who was a miner(?), got stuck and did the same as the climber.. these guys are popping like mushrooms after rain...In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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MAN GNAWS OWN ARM OFF, TRAPPED UNDER SLEEPING WHALE
A man in his late 20's was taken to the Alfred Hospital suffering severe physical and psychological trauma from having to amputate his own arm using nothing but his teeth. The man claimed that he had been out at a nightclub the night before, but had no recollection of his whereabouts or activities between the hours of 1:00 am and 10:30am. At this time, he awoke to find his arm trapped under what he described as "a whale... an absolute horror...". In fear of identification by awakening this "whale", the man, unable to extricate himself, proceeded to amputate his own right arm using his teeth alone. The man is undergoing pscychological counselling, the "whale" is currently being investigated. It is believed that its gender is female, however the sexual identity is being hidden by what have been described by investigators as "spare tyres" and "excessive insulation".Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.Comment
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IW, nice manly list
"I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
- BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories ForumComment
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If having your prostate hit feels so good, why it MANLY to bear this without complaint??
Seriously, I feel the same as several others .. To be a man you live up to your responsibilities and protect and provide for your family. You keep your word.
Some of the other comments are funny , while most of the rest are the macho verbal excrement of those that think that "manhood" is a part of the body.You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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You did a good job yourselfOriginally posted by gunkulator
Come on UR! I gave you the perfect oppurtunity to tweak Asher. Go for it!
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Because getting to that point can be quite the adventure!Originally posted by Flubber
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If having your prostate hit feels so good, why it MANLY to bear this without complaint??"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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