I thought we came to conlusion that real men know when to shut up like 2-3pages ago..
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I think we have mostly covered what a good man does and is like. We're still little short on the TRUE MAN stuff like farting etc. Anyone?In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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Originally posted by JohnT
Sava said it before I did... nothing is more manly than being a good father and husband. Nothing.Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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Ooops! I posted BEFORE I saw into what this thread had become! AAAAARHG!!!Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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We need some anti-gaiety:
1/ Drinking straight Whiskey, and sucking through your teeth
2/ Chopping logs of wood
3/ Listening to rock & roll in the car, and driving really really fast
4/ Drinking 10 pints of beer every Friday and Saturday night
5/ Watching sport on TV on Saturday, only moving to use the toilet, get another can of beer, or scratch self.
6/ Washing the car on Sunday afternoon while the wife cooks a big roast dinner
7/ Poking fires with sticks
8/ Starting to redecorate a bedroom, then getting bored, and going to watch sport on TV again
9/ Ordering the largest steak or mixed grill on the menu, and eating it all, and still wanting pudding ("dessert" is for Frenchies and sissies)
10/ Getting into a bar brawl, which results in no actual punches being exchanged, but merely a lot of offensive rhetoric, and out-thrusting of chests, before both parties are forcibly restrained by their mates.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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Originally posted by Ecthelion
a bit too gay thoughClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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IW,
You forgot:
-- grunt a lot
-- use a straw to pick his teeth
-- walk around bowlegged(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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Yeah, but I know chicks like that, and I wouldn't want to offend themConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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