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    From Times Online

    raqis' mixed response to return of Comical Ali
    By afp in Baghdad


    Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf on television yesterday

    The re-emergence of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, the former Iraqi information minister, has received a mixed reaction from the cafes of Baghdad.



    Mr al-Sahhaf, nicknamed “Comical Ali” for his defiantly optimistic assessments of the progress of the Iraq War, was interviewed on two Arab television channels yesterday.



    Clients at the Hajj Ali cafe in downtown Baghdad abandoned their domino games as he appeared on al-Arabiya and Abu Dhabi TV. Mr al-Sahhaf came across as a subdued version of his old self, looking thinner and with his hair turned white.



    Wissam al-Ani, who runs the Hajj Ali café, said: “He looked like an older version of the once almighty minister. He looked much thinner, more tired and his hair is now all white.



    “He aged in two months. It’s like it is his older brother."



    Ahmed Jassem, an elderly customer at the café, said it proved al-Sahhaf did “not have the means to import expensive hair dying products.



    He said: “I am happy to see him without his hair dyed. He now looks more normal and serene. It is as if he removed the ugly mask of the Saddam regime.”



    Various rumours have circulated in recent weeks concerning Mr al-Sahhaf’s whereabouts, with some saying he had fled to neighbouring Syria, others insisting he was at the Iranian Embassy, and most believing he was at his sister’s house in Baghdad.



    Mr al-Sahhaf confirmed reports that he had been detained and interrogated by US coalition forces before being released. He is not on the list of the 55 Iraqis most wanted by the United States.



    Many Iraqis now denounce Mr al-Sahhaf, in spite of his popularity during the war.



    Abdel Hussein al-Shummari, a grocer, described him as being: “As big a liar as the Americans who said they were coming to liberate us when they were just coming to steal our oil and left our country in complete chaos.



    “At first we believed him, but then we saw that he continued to say that the 'uluj are not in Baghdad', when in fact we were watching them in Baghdad with our own eyes."



    He admitted: “It is probably because we wanted to believe in what he was saying."



    Qazem Ali Hussein, a taxi driver, said: “Sahhaf was not really close to Saddam. He was aggressive with people, but was not known to have taken part in the horrible crimes of the former regime."



    Salam Khudeir, a translator, said: “It is very important for Sahhaf to come out on television because the Iraqi people are lost. They need to see with their own eyes that the regime in Iraq has changed”.



    During the war, Mr al-Sahhaf won fans worldwide for his anti-American defiance, forcing many to search in dictionaries for the meaning of words rarely used in Arabic to insult the Americans.



    The most famous expression was “uluj”, the subject of differing definitions on Arab television shows. Suggested meanings include: non-believers; strong, unintelligent people; blood-sucking creatures; and wild animals.



    “Uluj” has today become a common reference by the Iraqis to the American occupiers.



    Mr al-Sahhaf explained on television yesterday that the expression was an old Arabic word used by Omar Ibn al-Khattab, the 7th century Islamic caliph.




    Now when does he animate Iraq's finest talk show ?
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

  • #2
    He killed off all of his guards.... most of them... they were trapped in their tanks.

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    • #3
      3rd Thread on this. guess who started the 1st one?
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #4
        the shaitan himself? the drunken dwarf Bush is with him, and his dog Blair.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Azazel
          3rd Thread on this. guess who started the 1st one?
          I've looked for the previous thread (I thought there was only one), but I didn't find it. Besides, I remember it was about MSS being in custody.

          Well, I guess there is a first time for everything, even for copycat threads

          Could you yet provide the link please ?
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #6
            He looked better in the berret.
            "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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            • #7
              Well, I kinda like his "serene grandfather" look. He sure has less comical value, but looks like a nice person, one you want to share tea with (of course, you'd be called a Uluj, but how bad is that ? )
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #8
                Yeah, he's really aged.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #9
                  He is still The Minister...heathens.

                  meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                  • #10
                    Fighting the USA will do that to you.
                    Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
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                    "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
                    From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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                    • #11
                      It hasn't aged me.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #12
                        OTOH, GWB looks aged.
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Spiffor
                          Well, I kinda like his "serene grandfather" look. He sure has less comical value, but looks like a nice person, one you want to share tea with (of course, you'd be called a Uluj, but how bad is that ? )
                          Along with freedom fries and idiot cheese?
                          "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            It hasn't aged me.
                            That's cause you haven't been fighting the US. You faux-revolutionary!
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Azazel
                              Yeah, he's really aged.
                              No, he just hasn't been able to dye his hair lately, as the article points out. Most of Iraqi leadership seemed to do this. I'm betting Saddam, given his age, also really had grey or white hair.
                              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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