...Coming back to life...

[Az]

Originally posted by Firelad
You know, something really funny happened, I hope Ming won't delete me for telling it... Anyway, so on Sunday it was me a female friend and a male friend. The following happened when I was still relatively sober (When drinking, I act and think clearly right up to the moment I pass out) I suggested that the girl remove her top. She said she would if the male friend kiss me. He did so, and I removed her top for a while, then put it back on. Now the funny part is that my friend (who is perfectly straight by the way) remembers the kiss, but not the removal of the top! Now THAT is irony
She's got some damn fine breasts too by the way. Just the way I like them lol.
Aaah, life is good. I just wish I didn't feel like a broken old man, all sore and ill.

That's a great story.

sounds like the kind of stuff we do.

[Ecthy]

I've drunk and driven before?

Who else has?

[Ecthy]

Cola/Vodka and /White Rum is alright though

[Dis]

drinking and driving.

yes I've done it.

I never did it while completel **** faced though.

sometimes what I would do after I got out of the bar is I'd pull off in a quiet neighborhood and pass out for a couple of hours . My buddy in the navy always passed out as soon as he got in the vehicle so that's no biggie. I'd wake up and drive home.

the only problem is once my buddy puked inside my car. It was summer time too. It took a while for that smell to get out.

[Ecthy]

usually smells never leave the car. it probably stil lstinks after it and you just don't notice it anymore.

[MRT144]

It was my first time getting drunk and i decided to have a party at my house. my dad was out of town for 3 days so why the hell not?

after getting drunk as hell, i proceeded to fondle my best friends girlfriend, and plow my face into a cake we had gotten for the part. it read mozletohv louie, louie being the persona we invented to celebrate for.

and the worst part is my friend never has let me live that down, even though i was completely out of control. despite them being together for a year now he still brings it up...

i hope im not the best man at the wedding if they do wed