...Coming back to life...

[Firelad]

Drink whiskey fast? Uncultured brute! Whiskey is for sipping and savouring every drop. I drink beer quite slowly too, can't afford much

[Dis]

even when I mix whiskey with something like soda I still end up getting drunk.

there's something about whiskey...

[Firelad]

Whiskey with Soda? Dissident, you amaze me. I drink my whiskey with air. Or a little ice sometimes.

[Dis]

try southern comfort with dr. pepper. It's pretty good

[Ecthy]

whiskey with cola is a standard recipe, if a bit perverted one though

[Firelad]

ecthelion: I know and if i were a barkeep i'd refuse to pour it.

[Solly]

[MrFun]

Re: ...Coming back to life...

Originally posted by Firelad

So, any of you did similiar silly things and want to tell?

One time when I was at a gay night club with my boyfriend over three years ago, I had a little too much to drink, and stripped down to my briefs.
My boyfriend didn't try to stop me -- he decided to let me let loose, I guess.

Then I got up on the bar, flirting with the bartender. Before I knew it I was lying down on my side and then my back ON the bar, letting a person or two take pictures of me.

[Firelad]

MrFun:
I couldn't have done better meself. Nothing to blush about at all. At least you weren't wearing a kilt and letting people photograph what's underneath it like I did on an occasion. And I wasn't even slightly drunk!

[Az]

Which reminds me, there is a video circulating around Haifa of me waving my penis during a party, with hundreds of people around.

[Japher]

I once was in Stockton and got so freakin drunk that my friends girlfriend had to drive everyone home. Of course my fat friend had a craving fo Crap in a Box so we stopped at the drive through (it was 3 am). The smell of the tacos was so bad that I leaned out the back window and began to puke... In the middle of a heavy some bum came up to me and tried to give me a pamflit or something... It was three in the morning and i was puking out of the window and this guy had the nerve to try and solicit me!!! I began laughing and puking at the same time, one burst made me puke all over the poor guy!!!!

I laughed the whole way home, woke up the next day, and caught my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette... or something... Now that's Karma

[Az]

how fast did you drive away? pissed off people can be rather angry.

[Japher]

I don't think we had gotten all the food, but the guy just stood there, I don't think he was all there... Stockton has some real crackpots

[Firelad]

You know, something really funny happened, I hope Ming won't delete me for telling it... Anyway, so on Sunday it was me a female friend and a male friend. The following happened when I was still relatively sober (When drinking, I act and think clearly right up to the moment I pass out) I suggested that the girl remove her top. She said she would if the male friend kiss me. He did so, and I removed her top for a while, then put it back on. Now the funny part is that my friend (who is perfectly straight by the way) remembers the kiss, but not the removal of the top! Now THAT is irony
She's got some damn fine breasts too by the way. Just the way I like them lol.
Aaah, life is good. I just wish I didn't feel like a broken old man, all sore and ill.

[Elok]

I have a very fine-tuned sense of Gonnabarfafteronemore, so I've never been hung over or vomited. I do some wacky stuff when I'm plastered though. Back at college(I go to community college now...don't ask), I once ran up and down the halls for half a night threatening passersby with a broom. Called myself the "broom ninja" and left threatening notes from the Broom God on every dry-erase board. No, I don't know why.
Another time I took to using a condom as a sock puppet. His name was Happy, the Christmas Condom. He was a good friend until he ripped in two from talking too much.
Then there was the time I dressed up as Auron from FFX(character from a video game my next-door neighbor played a lot) with my trenchcoat and a gallon jug of milk.
That's just the kind of thing that happens when you get a dork drunk. Oddly enough, I'd never ask a girl to remove her shirt while drunk, though not from lack of nerve. I don't even have the attention span to get randy when I'm schnockered. I'd notice how nice a girl's boobs are, then immediately start thinking about how funny the word "boob" is. Then I'd commence running around yelling "Boob! Boob! Boob!" and bobbing my head like a chicken until I forgot the whole thing.
At least, I'm guessing that's what I'd do. I'm never the same way twice. Wasted Elok is an unpredictable fellow. But I've never regretted the morning after, which is why Wasted Elok continues his occasional existence.