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  • #91
    MrFun walks in and is disappointed there are no self-help books available on developing Apolyton humor.


    Gets really nervous when he sees all these other loons trying to hide weapons behind their backs.

    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #92
      certain people in here have become very odd.... they make Tuome seem normal....
      Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

      https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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      • #93
        Weapons behind our backs? Oh, right, these!

        /me pokes the Wombat with his ridiculously large sword *
        Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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        • #94
          * Cruddy shouts (distant): "Is it safe to come in yet? I could do with a coffee."
          Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
          "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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          • #95
            The coffee's great, but you have to fight to the death for it armed with only the antennas on cell phones. I personally prefer using them to poke the opponent's eyes out, but that's just me.
            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Cruddy
              * Cruddy shouts (distant): "Is it safe to come in yet? I could do with a coffee."
              Only those with the courage to get past the asylum inmates I call customers get coffee, as mrmitchell said.
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #97
                * Cruddy walks in and tries to look nonchalant.

                Kass, could I borrow your sword for a minute? Or you just cut off the Wombat's ear? That's all I want it for.

                Mr DinoDoc? A large mug of coffee please. I'm gasping.
                Oh, and a steak and kidney pie please.
                Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
                "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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                • #98
                  Of course. You've earned it. I hope you enjoy the meal.

                  /me hands Cruddy his food
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #99
                    This is um -- an interesting place, to say the least.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #100
                      * Cruddy takes the pie.

                      Thanks DD.

                      Never mind Kass. I've had an idee for that.

                      * Cruddy unfolds a tiny pocket knife

                      * Cruddy cuts off the Womba's left ear.

                      * Cruddy cuts open the pie, and puts the ear inside.

                      I always wanted to be in the pioneer brigade.

                      * Munch
                      Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
                      "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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                      • #101
                        /me waves unholy vorpal ghosttouch shocking returning hammer at Cruddy and CW.
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • #102
                          Let's all just put away our weapons and have a nice chit-chat ok?
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #103
                            /me pins bull's eye to MrFun's back
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • #104
                              * Cruddy ducks, and starts whittling a table leg into a weapon.

                              You fiend! Come between a man and his meal, would you? Just you wait till I've finished building a catapult.
                              Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
                              "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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                              • #105
                                Originally posted by DinoDoc
                                * DinoDoc pins bull's eye to MrFun's back
                                ** MrFun runs into restroom and changes shirt and then keeps his back to the wall at all times **
                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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