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  • #136
    Meanwhile....

    Cruddy: Excuse me sir, could I borrow your mobile phone?

    Passing Scottish Tourist: Bampot! D' ye no' realise ye ha' pish stained troosers on?

    * Cruddy covers the coffee stain with the NZ phonebook

    Thanks Skanky.

    Back in the coffee shop
    Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
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    • #137
      Are there any sodomy laws to be weary of in this place?


      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #138
        Are there any sodomy laws to be weary of in this place?
        Yes, you need to engage in it at least once every 48 hours. The Coffeeshop has a goat over there that you can use if there are no other alternatives - we wouldn't want the police to catch us becoming sexually normal now would we?
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        • #139
          Originally posted by Kassiopeia


          Yes, you need to engage in it at least once every 48 hours. The Coffeeshop has a goat over there that you can use if there are no other alternatives - we wouldn't want the police to catch us becoming sexually normal now would we?
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #140
            No! This the AECCP heartland. There is no Sodomy Here!
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • #141
              Lonestar, you could at least stop using the goat while you are saying that.
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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              • #142
                DP
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #143
                  Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                  Lonestar, you could at least stop using the goat while you are saying that.
                  Hrrr.....Lonestar isn't here anymore...

                  I'm Edward

                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • #144
                    You're soooo fugly that you scared everyone away

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                    • #145
                      Now where is that paper-bag dispencer again? I think Lonestar needs to use one.
                      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                      • #146
                        or 6
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                        • #147
                          Originally posted by ColdWizard
                          You're soooo fugly that you scared everyone away

                          /me grunts

                          Bugger you, CW
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #148
                            Lonestar, you ugly bastard

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                            • #149
                              /me launches 0 combat drones at Frozzy dispersing 0 shields
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                              • #150
                                Well, Edward, at least it's good to see you the way you REALLY are. Too many people are concerned about the masks they have to wear.

                                Try being a girl sometime and walk through the makeup counter at a department store. There is so much stuff there that no-one could possibly EVER need, but somehow the counter people will INSIST that you need it before you somehow become uglier.

                                I still don't wear makeup. I refuse to believe that having 'naturally purple and green' eyelids is a good thing. I got punched in the eye once, and that was exactly how it looked.

                                Oh, and I'd like a double tall decaf nonfat extra hot iced water, please.
                                -30-

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