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"Who would of thought that the boat would sink but this rock would float?"
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" So, are you finally convinced that women can't drive
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Man: "Hmmmmm.......Let's see, to avoid the sandbar was it turn starboard at the light buoy or turn to port at sound buoy? I can't remember. Maybe I should lay off of the weed for awhile."
Woman: "Don't be silly. Anecdotal evidence doesn't mean a damn thing. Don't bogart that joint dear, pass it over to me.""I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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The first male Siren is a success for gay captains.Comment
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"Look what I can do with my armpits"
erm... no.Comment
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" What honey? oh yes I am extreemly pleased you remembered to bring me a pair af shoes. "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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"Yes! My wildest fantasies have come true. I'm stranded on an island with a gorgeous nymphomaniac." Good thing I keep my weed in a ziplock bag."
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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""Yes! My wildest fantasies have come true. I'm stranded on an island with a gorgeous nymphomaniac." Damn pitty I don't keep my viagra pills in a ziplock bag "
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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We should really keep a running score of this game.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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"Look, babe! You're not the only one who felt the earth move!"(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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(")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)Comment
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"See honey, theres nothing wrong with the Bermuda triangle"Comment
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"don't worry the spare one comes over there to the right of me"Comment
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