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  • #61
    Nope. Not all places are culturally the same as Philly.

    Mmmmmm, I would've thought that you guys would partake, considering you make a great Philly-Cheese sub!

    ...

    I think I might have an oral fixation.
    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
    Drake Tungsten
    "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
    Albert Speer

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    • #62
      Originally posted by monolith94
      Zylka! Haiku is 5-7-5!!!

      Opportune passage
      I see from foot to her breast
      Soon taste the nectar
      F*ck I don't know. I made something poem like that I'll frame in a heart and give her on her b-day. What do ya think?

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      • #63
        Albert... seducing and gently caressing beforehand to get her to open the gates of heaven; all with that subdued look of trust in her eyes - is a power struggle any man should be honored to dominate

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        • #64
          Straight up Albert. WHY should guys always be dominant in lovemaking? Next you'll tell us you've never made love in any position but missionary.

          Try it with the gal on top for a change. Like I said, there's 1,000s of ways to please a woman... but all the paths start with a simple kiss on the lips (are you LISTENING ZYLKA???)

          (Sigh, age and experience before youth and enthusiasm).
          Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
          "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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          • #65
            A kiss? What is that... can you keep it in your pocket?

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            • #66
              nah i think the urban male figures he should get plenty of head but has no obligation to do anything for a woman... i dont know. i guess boys here are chauvinistic...

              as for me, i dont care for either. at least not until i am married.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #67
                Originally posted by monolith94
                Zylka! Haiku is 5-7-5!!!

                Opportune passage
                I see from foot to her breast
                Soon taste the nectar
                NOOOOOO!!!

                TAKE YOUR TIME!

                What's the POINT of a 30 second orgasm? It's not impossible for a guy, it take TIME with a woman!

                It's not the ARRIVING... IT'S THE JOURNEY!!!
                Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
                "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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                • #68
                  You're quite right Cruddy, my mistake. In retrospect, I would change soon to slowly, and delete "the". I'm so emberassed!
                  "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                  Drake Tungsten
                  "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                  Albert Speer

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                  • #69
                    you know what... i'm sure plenty of boys do it here but none of them would ever admit it. it's a taboo
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #70
                      Oh, and Albert Speer, in the movie True Romance, Samuel L. Jackson plays a black guy in the inner city (Detroit) who admits to going down on women, and his friends make fun of him for it, so I'm not entirely unfamiliar with this culture you come from. You should check it out, it's a funny movie!
                      "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                      Drake Tungsten
                      "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                      Albert Speer

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                      • #71
                        guys don't do that... or at least they deny it constantly. it's emasculating.


                        Reason 3,403,204 Albert Speer will never get a woman .
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #72
                          you know what... yall are starting to make me sick... everything is like the twilight zone outside of philly... guys making haikus about how great eating **** is...
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #73
                            everything is like the twilight zone outside of philly... guys making haikus about how great eating **** is...


                            HAHAHAHA he has a point now...

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                            • #74
                              Monolith:

                              yeah like i said before... poor men are more masculinist so they dont like to admit doing this stuff...

                              and by the way...

                              so I'm not entirely unfamiliar with this culture you come from.
                              that came off very odd sounding. i know you didnt mean it how it seemed but just a suggestion, dont word things like that.
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                              • #75
                                Hmmmmmm... indeed.
                                "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                                Drake Tungsten
                                "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                                Albert Speer

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