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**Bugs ****ing Bunny** · June 15, 2003, 06:44

Good question. Didn't you get somebody knocked up at one point?

**Zylka** · June 15, 2003, 06:46

OUCH

**Provost Harrison** · June 15, 2003, 07:09

This saga is getting towards Albert Speeresque proportions...

**Gibsie** · June 15, 2003, 07:17

Name the baby "Gimp".

**Provost Harrison** · June 15, 2003, 07:22

Rhiannon?

**Zylka** · June 15, 2003, 07:49

Hey hey HEAY THAT'S RIGHT! Laz you got a girl preggers, yet won't give advice???

**Bugs ****ing Bunny** · June 15, 2003, 07:51

Well if you want to mimic my approach, marry the girl four years beforehand.

**Zylka** · June 15, 2003, 08:12

WELL MAYBE I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE INSTITUION OF MARRIAGE??? MAYBE I DON'T LIKE CAPERS WITHOUT FISH???

Help

**Apocalypse** · June 15, 2003, 11:10

Maybe she'll move east like you moved to Toronto.

**Zylka** · June 15, 2003, 14:36

Had I magic parents who pay for my life I would have!

**Zylka** · June 15, 2003, 16:16

BREAKING NEWS!

I just got off this hot convo with her, so I think I'm set:

am: hey!
Zylka: hey
am: sex me up with your man penis
Zylka: ok

am & Zylka: ooh ohhh oh

No, in all truth it was this convo - so I think I've been sunk

:

[13:24:30] aM: Hey (Z)
[13:24:32] aM: how are u?
[13:24:42] Schumi wins..: hi am. good, yourself?
[13:24:56] aM: Im ok ... disgusted!
[13:25:02] Schumi wins..: how so
[13:25:02] aM: I recieved a disturbing email today
[13:25:09] Schumi wins..: oh no
[13:25:24] Schumi wins..: like spam, or from an anonymous person addressing you?
[13:26:09] aM: well this OLDER guy ... that I met 3 months ago at my work, well he came in last night, and I thought he was joking around when he said that he travelled 30 hrs to see me, and since Im going to (city) he might take this job there, and track me down there
[13:26:17] aM: Im like haha .. funny sense of humor..
[13:26:34] Schumi wins..: oh boy
[13:26:37] aM: This is what he wrote
[13:26:40] Schumi wins..: and how old is he
[13:26:40] aM: My personal opinion will continue to revolve upon
the fact that I did travel 35
hours simply to see your smile and I feel well rewarded at
having been greeted
by your warmth! The rest of the world may pause and
reproduce itself; I got to
be near you.
[13:26:55] Schumi wins..: ah huh
[13:27:01] aM: I was a bit crushed to learn of your plans to invade
(city). It is my own
fault I did not make you fall madly for me and then took
some time to further my
career. Therfore,it would be wrong of me to discourage you
from pursuing your
goals.
[13:27:11] aM: what the hell???
[13:27:21] Schumi wins..: and how well do you know him??
[13:27:22] aMiTa: I don't understand how I give out this message to
peopel??
[13:27:26] aM: NOT WELL
[13:27:27] Schumi wins..: if at all?
[13:27:35] aM: 3 months ago he came in a few times..
[13:27:46] aM: maybe hmmm ... 3-4 times .. and we would talk .. and
that was it ..
[13:27:52] aM: he got my email then cuz he was going away
[13:28:05] Schumi wins..: that is so heavy I can't even take it aside
from a joke
[13:28:24] Schumi wins..: but... girls seem able to meet some pretty
interesting creeps
[13:28:35] aM: I know!! a pedifile and a stalker in one night!
[13:28:37] aM: lol
[13:29:24] aM: this isnt the first time this has happened.. its
happened with others
[13:29:46] aM: this guy in greece, I swear he was gay, sooo funny,
and we talked a few times gave him my address and wrote me
some really deep stuff ...
[13:29:47] Schumi wins..: hahaha.. I'm sorry
[13:29:55] Schumi wins..: ok
[13:29:58] aM: this other guy ... distrubing email ... Im so sick
of it
[13:30:29] Schumi wins..: ermm so the greek guys stuff was sweet?
[13:30:38] aM: Anyways .. Im going to finish writing this email!!
[13:30:41] aM: NO not sweet
[13:30:43] aM: deep
[13:31:04] Schumi wins..: hmm
[13:31:07] aM: Disturbing deep .. like
[13:31:32] aM: I always think about u, something about wanting to
see me again and my body (I met him on the beach) .. I
donno it was along time ago
[13:32:02] Schumi wins..: oh, that's nice :S
[13:32:26] Schumi wins..: as for the 35 hour guy, is that who you're
writing right now, or will you not respond?
[13:32:55] aM: I will respond ... I will tell him I was never
interested in him, sorry I gave him the wrong impression..
[13:34:05] Schumi wins..: good luck.. it's probably the best idea
though, to cut him off as soon as possible if he's talking
like this while barely knowing you
[13:34:59] aM: yeah for sure .. he added ... at the end... that he
wants to help me pursue my goals and will assist me in any
way he can or something.. I'll just tell him no
[13:35:04] aM: Im gong to write it right now
[13:35:30] Schumi wins..: short and simple I think? don't provide much
for him to respond to
[13:35:40] aM: good point
[13:36:11] This happens often enough with some guys, but they eventually grow up
buuuut g'luck with the letter for now!
[13:37:21] aM: Crazy ...
[13:37:22] aM: thank u
[13:37:31] aM: Dear (Guy)l ... wow, I am very shocked at your email!
I had no idea you felt this way ... I am sorry if I gave
you the wrong impression, but I was never interested in
pursuing this further then a professional level.
[13:38:24] aM: how does that sound?
[13:39:02] Schumi wins..: good..
[13:39:51] Schumi wins..: I imagine he'll throw another long one at
you, unfortunately
[13:40:02] aM: I appreciate your admiration, and effort ... you are
a very intellegent person and have done alot with your
life, and you should be very proud of those
accomplishments.

[13:40:03] aM: ?
[13:40:11] aM: and then ..
[13:40:23] aM: just to balance it .. and then
[13:40:31] aM: make it clear again that iM not interested at all
[13:41:43] Schumi wins..: I personally think the "you are a [...]
person" sounds impersonal and doesn't need to be drawn out.
maybe just "you are a nice, easy person to get along
with."
[13:42:28] Schumi wins..: and then naturally, ya - the soft finale of
reitoration
[13:43:46] aM: Like I said, I am sorry if I gave you the wrong
impression, I wish you all the luck in your future. I
however, am just beginning my journey, and cannot pursue
this relationship any further.
[13:43:53] aMiTa: take care
[13:43:55] aMiTa: END
[13:44:42] Schumi wins..: I think it's fair... what can I say
[13:44:56] aM: Yeah I think so too
[13:44:58] aM: Sorry ..
[13:45:25] aM: Im just laying this all out on u ... yeahh its over
now!!
[13:46:20] aM: Anyways (Z) Im going to get going ....... thanks
for listening!!
[13:46:21] aMiTa: talk to u later
[13:46:25] Schumi wins..: have a good one

Talk about "subtle". And I wasn't even the one who suggested a move out east! Hopefully I'm overanalyzing and she just wants to honestly tell me about this creep without insinuation. Then again, maybe she's doing it to make me work harder and become an obsessive little monkey who scares her!

**Provost Harrison** · June 15, 2003, 16:35

Will Zylka get to play hide the sausage? Will he get blown? Or will he just get blown out? Tune in next week to find out the next part in 'The Zylka Saga'

Az · June 15, 2003, 16:35

wow, talking about reading too much into things.

**Zylka** · June 15, 2003, 16:47

Yeah I get that a lot...

am: UNF unf unf ohh I want ur bab(ies)

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