Originally posted by Lancer
Join the army, be a grunt. You get to play with all the fun things that go bang, and if you go lifer you'll never have to worry about those nasty debt collectors wanting their money back! Instead of studying lame crap like math and technical charts as you would with any other service, you can spend your off time as any REAL MAN should, chasing girls and drinking beer! Also, you can still safely bend over to pick up the soap in the army, DON'T try this in the AF or definately not in the navy... Anyway, ask for 3rd infantry, these days it's like a video game all damn day. You can prepare yourself with a few thousand hours of DOOM if you like... In 20 or thirty years, if some head full of mush ******* doesn't blow you away, you're out with a fat pension and alot of stories, some of which you might be able to tell.
Girls and beer! Let your free time be free in the US army!
Join the army, be a grunt. You get to play with all the fun things that go bang, and if you go lifer you'll never have to worry about those nasty debt collectors wanting their money back! Instead of studying lame crap like math and technical charts as you would with any other service, you can spend your off time as any REAL MAN should, chasing girls and drinking beer! Also, you can still safely bend over to pick up the soap in the army, DON'T try this in the AF or definately not in the navy... Anyway, ask for 3rd infantry, these days it's like a video game all damn day. You can prepare yourself with a few thousand hours of DOOM if you like... In 20 or thirty years, if some head full of mush ******* doesn't blow you away, you're out with a fat pension and alot of stories, some of which you might be able to tell.

Girls and beer! Let your free time be free in the US army!
the fourth is more modern and updated with the latest technology , .....
have a nice day
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