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  • Al-Qaeda has nukes, says Washinton Times

    Now, the WT isn't, what one would call, a reputable newspaper, still . . .

    Al Qaeda terrorists and related groups are set to use chemical, biological and nuclear weapons in deadly strikes, according to a new CIA report.


    Commentary on the WT piece below.

    CIA: Did We Say Saddam Had Bio & Chem Weapons?

    Sorry--we meant al-Qaeda!

    Someone has leaked a supposed four-page internal CIA report to Bill Gertz at the Washington Times, the Moonie paper that regularly serves as an outlet for the hardliners in the Bush administration. Of course very few people read the Washington Times in the normal course of events, but the Drudge Report--which gets a few million visitors a day, remember--is featuring it as today's banner headline. And of course the TV news networks are yammering about it too. So it's a fairly big story in today's news cycle.

    Under the thoroughly sensational and misleading headline ("CIA Says al-Qaeda Ready to Use Nukes"), there's really nothing to it--that is, nothing we haven't seen before. It's just a recapitulation of old intelligence and old speculation, most of it culled from manuals and documents obtained in Afghanistan over the past couple of years.

    But the political purpose of leaking it is clear enough. The people must have the frisson of imminent, unprecedented danger, and the Bushmen must have a fresh distraction from their many continuing failures in Iraq, not least the failure to find anything resembling WMDs or serious facilities for their construction. The rest of the world won't buy it, but the folks at home will still believe anything.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Re: Al-Qaeda has nukes, says Washinton Times

    I'll wait for someone other than the Moonies to say it before panicing.
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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    • #3


      Quick, to the bomb shelter!

      Wow, the war on terrorism must be going very well, i mean, just look how much we have degraded their abilities..HOLY **** MOTHER OF GOD, THEY GOT NUKES! WE WILL ALL DIE UNLESS WE MAKE BUSH GOD ON EARTH!

      You have to love the mindless media of today. At least it removed Laci peterson from the headlines, for a while.
      If you don't like reality, change it! me
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      • #4
        Re: Re: Al-Qaeda has nukes, says Washinton Times

        Originally posted by DinoDoc
        I'll wait for someone other than the Moonies to say it before panicing.
        Of course very few people read the Washington Times in the normal course of events, but the Drudge Report--which gets a few million visitors a day, remember--is featuring it as today's banner headline. And of course the TV news networks are yammering about it too. So it's a fairly big story in today's news cycle.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          I've always wondered about that.

          If terrorists has WOMD or nukes they would have used them on Israel already.

          So it's safe to conclude they don't have them.

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          • #6
            What Diss said.
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              Hmm... damn, I'll be far from my bomb shelter all summer Hehe, they called it a "tornado" shelter when they sold us the house.
              "The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
              -Joan Robinson

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              • #8
                next weeks Gallup poll:

                "74% of Americans think Al Qaeda has it's own NORAD in the Afghan mountains and has 1,000 nukes pointed at our major cities."
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  JAG BAG HA HA

                  THAT Rhymes with _COMEDY_

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                  • #10
                    and "brain cell loss"... coincidentally.
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      Been huffin poppers, have we? That's ok, because JAG BAG HA HA HA


                      HA AAA HA

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                      • #12
                        If terrorists has WOMD or nukes they would have used them on Israel already.

                        Al Qaeda's enemy isn't Israel. Have they attacked any Israeli targets?
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #13
                          Zylka man, I enjoy these little exchanges, but for me to respond, you need to at least make some sense.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            Al Qaeda's enemy isn't Israel
                            This is almost as good as
                            Halliburton is a fine company
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              Edited by Ming... See ya in a week Zylka
                              Last edited by Ming; June 3, 2003, 19:02.

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