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Call To Power 2 Cradle 3+ mod in progress: https://apolyton.net/forum/other-games/call-to-power-2/ctp2-creation/9437883-making-cradle-3-fully-compatible-with-the-apolyton-edition
Its funny, but nowhere near the funniest ever.I would not put it in my top 20, far less number one.
Give me Life of Brian or Strangelove any second of the day first.
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
That is a great funny movie too. I love it after the aliens zap congress, the prez makes a speech and says: "I want the american people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of government working for them, and that ain't bad".
'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"
Mars Attacks... the worst movie ever... almost... they've got so many good actors, but they forgot to include good lines, a good story... it was tooooo boring...
Originally posted by Berzerker
Btw, the practice fight scene between Clousseau and Kato in "Strikes Back" is hilarious. And when Clousseau tries to get into Dreyfuss' castle then finally gets in disguised as a dentist and pulls the wrong tooth while Dreyfuss is under the laughing gas.
Those 2 scenes are hilarious. But don't forget the scene when Clouseau goes to this house to investigate the kidnapping of the scientist who lived there. He calls all the family together, and starts accusing them of murder. He accidently gets his hand caught in one of those middle ages "iron gloves". He is standing in front of the fire place, which heats up the glove. In a desperate attempt to remove the glove, he ends up swinging the chain and balls around, smashing vases, and accidently knocks a gun down which fires right into some policeman's ass. The whole scene is classic!
'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"
Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
There is only one man who would DARE give me the Raspberry... LONESTAR!
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
Originally posted by Arrian
Imran, you beat me to it.
Ok, fine then
"Yogurt! I HATE Yogurt! He always strawberries."
-Arrian
Been a while, since I saw the english version of the movie, but in the german version they say: (translated to english, for you non-German speakers outthere )
Yogurt! I HATE Yogurt! Specially with strawberries...
Sorry if Yogurt in english, isn't what I think it is... can anyone enlighten me, if it is what I think it is, or not..? It's thicker than milk, but often it has lots of fruits in it, like strawberry/banana/etc...
yes basically thicker milk. I heard a story that yogurt was created when some mongol horsman had milk in his canteen. The bumpy ride of the horse accross the land and the spoilage of the milk turned it into yogurt.
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
Sorry, The Producers is way better than Spaceballs.
"Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi Party!"
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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