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You expect me to remember NAMES in the 11th month of a 12 month contract, working 6 days a week!!?
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"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P. -
Cowboys <----------> Pirates
drinkin Whiskey all day <------> Rum
watch Ladies dance in Saloon <------> Dance with 'Ladies'
Cant Dance <-----------> Famous for various Pirate-Dance
sing sad Songs /w guitar <----------> sing funny songs in Bar
Disorganized <-------> Have Captain
Horse <-------> Parrot
Afraid of Indians& Desperados <-----> Afraid of Royal Navy
"Hang him" <-----> "Walk the Plank"
Search Cattle <-----------> Search Treasure
Gravedigger in every Movie <-----------> Dead Ones-> Ocean
Desert <----------> Tropical Islands
Justice <--------> Plunder
Win by Points: PiratesCurse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!Comment
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Texas Rangers, in general.
Tom Horn.
Masterson
Hickock
Pat Garrett.
John Wesley Hardin.
The Dalton's.
The James'.
Sam Bass.
Billy The KidLife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Don't forget the Black Pirate, seeker!
The biggest badass (don't even bring up Hook!)
"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert SpeerComment
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OHHHH. I forgot Douglas Fairbanks!Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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A deadly mistake!
"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert SpeerComment
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