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Originally posted by JohnT
You can't? But I thought this was the Apolyton OT!
You can't? But I thought this was the Apolyton OT!
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Exactly, if bald statements weren't allowed, this postership on this forum would cease instantly.
To us, it is the BEAST. -
Let's see... multiple shot reasonably accurate weapons vs single loaded inaccurate muskets and swords...
The Wild Wild West wins every time.Keep on Civin'
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put cowboys on a boat and they are toastTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Personally, I thought my poll on Midgets vs. Dwarves had more suspense.
Danged old Ming, though.
You know how he is.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
Personally, I thought my poll on Midgets vs. Dwarves had more suspense.
I missed that one. nice 
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Bastard closed it.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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yeah horses don't swim so wellOriginally posted by Sava
put cowboys on a boat and they are toastHold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.Comment
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In regards to Captain Hook, clearly he has the same amount of credibility and non wussyness as John Wayne. ie, they both suck.
Who is the piracy world Clint Eastwood equivalent? and more to the point why are the only examples given so far just actors, and why can we say Clint Eastwood and John Wayne, they've both been in many weasterns surely they didn't play the same character in every movie
Pirates are pretty sneaky too. They are much more likely to do you in through treachery. Got to be worth something.Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.Comment
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Although the cowboys would all be standing around in the middle of the street at noon while the pirates would sneak into their house at 3 am and cut there throats. Or at least set up some cannons pointing straight down high street or the ok corral and wait till the cowboys show up at about noon.Originally posted by Ming
Let's see... multiple shot reasonably accurate weapons vs single loaded inaccurate muskets and swords...
The Wild Wild West wins every time.Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.Comment
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Sure. Any cowboy worth a damn would know to post a night sentry.
Another reason why pirates, not realizing this, would be...toast.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Pirates all the way! What;s the last town Cowboys ever plunder or burnt to the ground? Bunch of weaklings.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Pirates are clearly a lot cooler than Cowboys so I'd have to go with Pirates. Not that cowboys aren't cool, they just don't seem as cool as pirates.
Maybe it's just because we've got a history of pirates but never had any cowboys here.
Anyway, Pirates are well armed boats loaded with bloodthirsty brutes who go around assaulting well armed convoys and cowboys just work with cows.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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"surely they didn't play the same character in every movie"
LOL 'the Man with No Name'? All his other characters were the Man with No Name, except with a name.
Same with Wayne.
No matter WHO the 'character' was, it was always really John 'I'm too special for the Marines' Wayne.
Pirates:
Blackbeard
Bluebeard
the Other Beard Colours
The guy who attacked Charleston, SC
The dude from the 'Crimson Pirate'
The Dread Pirate Roberts from 'Princess Bride'.
That crazy guy who kept attacking the Comoros Islands in the 80s.
The legendary Chinese pirate-queen.
The somewhat-suggestive 'One Eyed Willy' from the 80s adventure movie 'Goonies'"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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It depends on the Setting, if the Pirates have their Ship with the Cannons.
Also are those 'Approved' Pirates (like SIR F. Drake) or just wild& plunder-crazy guys?Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!Comment
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"The Dudes" and "The Crazy Guy", and "The Legendary".
Yes, sir. With fame like that, I give up arguing for cowboys.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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