The rest of the world's MtG's don't bother w/ ppl like us, wtf is wrong w/ him?

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Zero

okay im curious. Is zylka banned? what did he do?

What hasn't he done?

Now back to the issue at hand. I say we subject MtG to a test to determine if he is a witch or not. All we have to do is weight him down with chains and throw him in a river for 5-10 minutes. If he survives he is a witch and we must burn him.

[GePap]

What is this strange notion ye has of a free trial for witches?

He has admitted to devouring children! Consorting with devilish creatures (have you seen Velociraptor?), and using starnge and black magic to do evil deeds!

All we must do is weight him, and a duck.

[loinburger]

I say we just set him on fire. If he burns to death, then clearly he must have been a witch.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Velociraptor is a sweet little angel...

[GePap]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
Velociraptor is a sweet little angel...

Silence Witch! Your trial is ongoing!

So you admit to cavorting with Cats?

[Ecthy]

What else but a witch does burn?

[Kidlicious]

I believe the term is Warlock...


I love that bit.

[Ecthy]

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[LTEC!]

Sigh. Before you come to any conclusions, talk to me first.

[Lancer]

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[Ecthy]

I bet ltec can confirm he's not higher in evolution

[RGBVideo]

"He", LTEC?

Interesting... these tiny bits of information may come useful, in the future.

[Lancer]

I figure MtG is a candidate for a funny farm, but that Poly is filling in quite nicely.

Correct conclusion LTEC!?

[Imran Siddiqui]

Candidate? Where do you think he's posting from, Lancer?

"Michael _____, super genius. Great hopes were laid on the man until he went insane and started speaking to his lessors on internet message board forums in the late 20th/early 21st century. At night we still here the 'click, click' of his keyboard"

[LTEC!]

Last time I saw a description like the previous, the subject was actually Wile E. Coyote.

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