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  • #31
    What you v'e got is a 90 minute film thats so shallow it can be encapsulated in a 3 minute song...I can hardly wait

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    • #32
      I believe in only one form of capital punishement, and that would be only for teen pop stars (over musical teens who stay away from pop are exempt). In the cases of teen pop stars, injunctions against cruel and unusual are exempt as well:

      I was thinking., what would be a gruesome and yet ironic death? Perchance, drawing and quartering by manic fans??
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      • #33
        Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
        You silly twisted boy you...
        You can't get the wood you know...
        "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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        • #34
          I hope Shania Twain's Ka-Ching is made into a movie next. It would rock.

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          • #35
            I wonder what the idiot who is financing this thing is thinking.
            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Azazel
              Sava. She's great.

              I roll my eyes at you people, all hating her, just because she's successfull now. I guess she's not "hardcore" enough, now that she's actually selling records.

              You didn't say all this when she was just doing small gigs.

              Jealousy.
              Azazel, download an album version of one of her songs. Then download a live version. Notice how ****ing out of tune she is when she performs live, but that little problem is corrected on the cd.
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                I wonder what the idiot who is financing this thing is thinking.
                He's thinking it'll cost nothing to make, the writing an acting can be terrible and millions will still go see it.

                And "boi" is the gay-spelling for boy, it usually means gay boy...

                So no wonder she didn't get the skater boi.
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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Asher
                  He's thinking it'll cost nothing to make, the writing an acting can be terrible and millions will still go see it.
                  In short: "Ka-Ching"

                  *Nods to Gibsie*
                  The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                  The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                  • #39
                    OmG!!1!111

                    thsi IS gOingG to BE rEALLL Y PuNk!!1!111


                    YOu RaWKK AvRiL!1!!!11!1111
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Azazel
                      Sava. She's great.

                      I roll my eyes at you people, all hating her, just because she's successfull now. I guess she's not "hardcore" enough, now that she's actually selling records.

                      You didn't say all this when she was just doing small gigs.

                      Jealousy.
                      When and where was she doing "small gigs?" In her bedroom? She can't play guitar (note: flailing with one hand while holding the strings with the other hand in the one chord you were taught five minutes ago while jumping up and down occasionally is not playing the guitar.). She can't sing, any better than a stray cat in heat. And I've heard plenty of stray cats in heat than can hold a note for longer AND have more vocal range. She can't write for **** - her songs (whoever wrote them) are barely semiliterate and inane. Maybe she shouldn't have skipped so many English classes to skate up and down the halls at school, like she's bragged about.

                      She's nothing other than an easily packagable "anti-Brittney" because the fat white men who run Brittney and Christina realize there's a market niche for a deluded wannabe to play the "anti-Brittney" role, and she happened to cross the street in front of their car, so she got picked. More power to her bank account, because otherwise, she'd be lucky to work behind a fast food counter or as a car parts store runner.
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                      • #41
                        She can't skate, either.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #42
                          I hope, with all the money she'll make on this movie, she pisses it all away on "nose candy" or some other expensive vice. That'd just be grand!
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #43
                            She should get that honker fixed. God, look at the pictures on her site. ewwwwww.
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                            • #44
                              "I'm so punk...it hurts! Yeah!"
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                              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                              • #45
                                Check out the sign in the crowd. God I hate people like that...
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                                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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