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  • #16
    There was a young man called Gates
    whose software everyone hates
    If you use it for a bit
    you're sure up the ****
    no wonder he ain't got no mates.
    Only feebs vote.

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    • #17
      This one isn't mine

      There was a young man from Dundee
      who screwed a baboon up a tree
      the results were a scare
      wiry green hair
      four balls and a purple goatee.
      Only feebs vote.

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      • #18
        There once was a Kiwi who spouted
        Philosophical nonsense, and logic flouted
        He engaged in debate
        About Macs with a mate
        And was through argument utterly routed.

        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Boris Godunov
          There once was a Kiwi who spouted
          Philosophical nonsense, and logic flouted
          He engaged in debate
          About Macs with a mate
          And was through argument utterly routed.

          Except 'tis most untrue...
          Only feebs vote.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Asher
            Roses are red
            Violets are blue
            This thread sucks
            And so does Stew
            How apt. How enlightened. How intellectual.
            A poem about sucking coming from a homosexual.

            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

            Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior
              How apt. How enlightened. How intellectual.
              A poem about sucking coming from a homosexual.

              It's best you hear it from the experts, son.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Asher

                It's best you hear it from the experts, son.
                Geez, he's been openly gay for about 2 weeks and now he's an expert.
                Only feebs vote.

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                • #23
                  Haiku:

                  st. leo's thread
                  Fools gather around
                  make dumb poems

                  :-p

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Asher

                    It's best you hear it from the experts, son.
                    Cmon. You can do better. That wasn't very flashy.
                    Please try to find a rhyming retort, Ashie.

                    "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                    Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                    • #25
                      The dolorous music of Brahms
                      Is duller than all of the psalms
                      It's a pile of ****
                      rather than listen to it
                      I'd sooner molest animals on farms.
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Agathon
                        Geez, he's been openly gay for about 2 weeks and now he's an expert.
                        Eh? That thread was about coming out to family, I've got years of experience under my belt already Agathon.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Agathon
                          The dolorous music of Brahms
                          Is duller than all of the psalms
                          It's a pile of ****
                          rather than listen to it
                          I'd sooner molest animals on farms.
                          Don't diss Brahms. You'll anger the one person mob
                          Which entirely consists of Boris the snob.

                          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                          Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior

                            Cmon. You can do better. That wasn't very flashy.
                            Please try to find a rhyming retort, Ashie.

                            Rhyming isn't much fun
                            I'd rather shoot you with a gun
                            But you're so young
                            And there's not much to shun
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior

                              Don't diss Brahms. You'll anger the one person mob
                              Which entirely consists of Boris the snob.

                              Referring to me as a snob
                              Will get you a smack in the gob
                              I don't turn up my nose
                              At your dim-witted prose
                              And please, don't quit your day job.
                              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                              • #30
                                To drunkenly screw an old slag
                                about this no one should brag
                                but if needs must
                                on account of your lust
                                tis best place her head in a bag.

                                Only feebs vote.

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