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  • #16
    Originally posted by Immortal Wombat

    Soldiers don't fight with intelligence. American is the best because they're the stupidest.
    I'm in Naval Intelligence.
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Lonestar


      I'm in Naval Intelligence.
      Don't help him please.



      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Tuberski


        Don't help him please.



        ACK!
        You're just jealous because I get to act all secretive but it turns out I'm just lounging around all day playing Diablo II.
        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Lonestar


          You're just jealous because I get to act all secretive but it turns out I'm just lounging around all day playing Diablo II.
          I know very well what a crypto tech does.



          Are you on a ship or a shore command?

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #20
            Like I said, I'm working at the "1st Lieutenant" (read: Pick up trash around base) while waiting for the Bunker Hill to pull in. I'm a CTMSN, although I'll be putting on a crow in a month.
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Lonestar
              Like I said, I'm working at the "1st Lieutenant" (read: Pick up trash around base) while waiting for the Bunker Hill to pull in. I'm a CTMSN, although I'll be putting on a crow in a month.
              Excellent, I never had to do the 1st. Lieutenant stuff luckily.

              You will get to your ship and go Mess cranking shortly.

              That is my prediction.

              Wish I was there to "tack on" the crow when you get it.



              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Tuberski


                Excellent, I never had to do the 1st. Lieutenant stuff luckily.

                You will get to your ship and go Mess cranking shortly.

                That is my prediction.

                Wish I was there to "tack on" the crow when you get it.



                ACK!


                Yeah, I get that a lot.
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #23
                  Ahh, to be a CT

                  Must be nicenot having to do any work. However, US Aircrewmen that fly 53's, now there a job. You try moving a hundred thousand punds of cargo to a carrier in one day.

                  At least I get to go home soon.

                  BTW, I am going to be an officer soon. STA-21 But I dont think anyone is going to get me with those ricks, such as:

                  Lightbulbs for the brightworks
                  10 Feet of Gig Line
                  Padeye Removers for flightline padeyes
                  Ignition Keys for the helicopters

                  Did you make third on the test? I missed second by .15 Stupid quotas
                  But I kick that ball, and I pray it goes straight,
                  If it does, then Coach says, "Good job number eight."
                  He doesn't even no my name is Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.
                  But that's the life I live...Lonesome Kicker

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                  • #24
                    But you will go and get a 'Long weight' when asked
                    "An Outside Context Problem was the sort of thing most civilisations encountered just once, and which they tended to encounter rather in the same way a sentence encountered a full stop" - Excession

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                    • #25
                      My buddy in the Air Farce used to tell me stories like that all the time. Apparently there were a bunch of extra shoes lying around in one room, and his duty commander told him to put them in a box and take them to the trash. As he was walking past the COs office, he asked what my friend was doing, so he said he was collecting shoes for orphans. So his CO gave him some shoes.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Midshipman
                        Ahh, to be a CT

                        Must be nicenot having to do any work. However, US Aircrewmen that fly 53's, now there a job. You try moving a hundred thousand punds of cargo to a carrier in one day.

                        At least I get to go home soon.

                        BTW, I am going to be an officer soon. STA-21 But I dont think anyone is going to get me with those ricks, such as:

                        Lightbulbs for the brightworks
                        10 Feet of Gig Line
                        Padeye Removers for flightline padeyes
                        Ignition Keys for the helicopters

                        Did you make third on the test? I missed second by .15 Stupid quotas
                        Hush, you airdale.

                        CTM's get pushbutton 3rds after time in rate.
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • #27
                          Lonestar, we need a new key to lock in vacuum. Write a chit up for the Chop to sign.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by GP
                            Lonestar, we need a new key to lock in vacuum. Write a chit up for the Chop to sign.
                            Somehow I suspect you have an ulterior motive.
                            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by GP
                              Lonestar, we need a new key to lock in vacuum. Write a chit up for the Chop to sign.
                              You will need an ID-10-T form for that......

                              ACK!
                              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Tuberski


                                You will need an ID-10-T form for that......

                                ACK!



                                Yeah, we had those in A School...
                                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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