This afternoon the only two people in 32nd St Naval Station's were myself, and a GSM3 (E-4). Phone rings.
It was my roommate, a FC3 (E4), "Hey Bucher, they'll be an Ensign S0-and-so along shortly, play along.
"Uhm, okay."
Sure enough, an Boot Ensign walked in. Nothing on his chest except for the warm body ribbon everyong has.
"Can I help you sir?"
"Yes Seaman, I'm looking for a battery for a sound-powered Telephone."
Long silence.
GSM3 (E-4 with me) says "I beg your pardon Sir?
Ensign repeats. "A FC3 over at the Firecontrol School supply office sent me here."
Me: "Well sir, We'll all out of batteries for sound-powered phones. I think the Shiloh has some, they're at Pier one."
Ensign leaves for Shiloh.
45 minutes later....
"You think this is F--king funny? I'm going to write all of you up!"
"Go ahead sir, the Capitain will laugh at you."
He wrote ALL of us up, went to his CO, who asked why on Earth he thought a *sound-powered* telephone would have batteries.
Dumbass.
Our best and brightest at work.
It was my roommate, a FC3 (E4), "Hey Bucher, they'll be an Ensign S0-and-so along shortly, play along.
"Uhm, okay."
Sure enough, an Boot Ensign walked in. Nothing on his chest except for the warm body ribbon everyong has.
"Can I help you sir?"
"Yes Seaman, I'm looking for a battery for a sound-powered Telephone."
Long silence.
GSM3 (E-4 with me) says "I beg your pardon Sir?
Ensign repeats. "A FC3 over at the Firecontrol School supply office sent me here."
Me: "Well sir, We'll all out of batteries for sound-powered phones. I think the Shiloh has some, they're at Pier one."
Ensign leaves for Shiloh.
45 minutes later....
"You think this is F--king funny? I'm going to write all of you up!"
"Go ahead sir, the Capitain will laugh at you."
He wrote ALL of us up, went to his CO, who asked why on Earth he thought a *sound-powered* telephone would have batteries.
Dumbass.
Our best and brightest at work.
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