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I wonder if it matters whether or not its other people's urine
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Peeing on yourself is for like man o'war stings.
You bunch of Einsteins.
Have you been to a turn-your-head-and-cough doctor?
It is some wicked stuff, no arguement there.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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Never wear socks to bed.
When I was in the Navy I got it and was never able to get rid of it. I used powders and everything. One day my friend pointed out that I should stop wearing socks(clean) to bed.
I wore them because my mattress was a little short and my toes hung over and touched cold metal.
Anyway, I took the socks off and a week later it was gone. I was still using foot powder too.
ACK!
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Sloww: can I pee on you just in case?To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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I must confess that I was once... violated... in this manner.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Have you been to a turn-your-head-and-cough doctor?
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nah, that's what meat tenderizer is for.Originally posted by SlowwHand
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did he give you a ball rub? I hope you knocked his ass outI must confess that I was once... violated... in this manner.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Meat tenderizer is good for ALL stings.
Wasps. Bees. Savas.
Sava,
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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slowwy I luv u
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And I love you, Sava.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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No ball rub. I was in the Army and the doctor was a LTC giving me my physical exam. I tried to talk my way out of it, I tried refusing, but in the end ... *Cough, Cough*
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My exit "turn your head and cough" exam was done by a female!Originally posted by Oerdin
No ball rub. I was in the Army and the doctor was a LTC giving me my physical exam. I tried to talk my way out of it, I tried refusing, but in the end ... *Cough, Cough*
(we need a crying smilie)
If she hadn't been an officer, I'd love to have said "turn your head and spit."
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You are all too funny
Sirotnikov: Dr. Strangelove is correct. I use to wear steeltoed boots for work and I got athletes foot bad. I left that job, switched shoes, and it never went away. It began to spread. So I went to doctor who told me it was ring worm and that the only thing that really works is clotrimazole cream, 1% is the standard. Went away in about a week.
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I don't mind the cough exam... I like to make the doctor's jealous of my equipment
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You don't mind?!! How on earth can you possibly not mind walking out of the doctor's office with half a bottle of lube up your ass and knowing a man's hand was just up there?Originally posted by Sava
I don't mind the cough exam... I like to make the doctor's jealous of my equipment
There is a whole lot to mind there.
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