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  • #16
    Or this one will also in dear you with her.

    Cuánto hace el costo si vamos directamente a mi dormitorio?
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    • #17
      Ok, fine.

      Allow me to check your throat with my tongue.

      Permita que compruebe su garganta con mi lengüeta.





      Would your sister be interested in joining us ?

      ¿Su hermana estaría interesada en ensamblarnos?


      No? What of your mother ?

      ¿No? ¿Qué de su madre?



      Still no ? What of your brother ? Your cat ?

      ¿Todavía no? ¿Qué de su hermano? ¿Su gato?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Zylka


        Am I complimenting her ass here?
        He saying something spits like a llama.

        I won't say what though
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        • #19
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #20
            I don't speak Spanish at all but :
            su parte posteriora es como lamas
            looks like "your ass is like a llama's" to me
            I think only Sloww has been helpful to you so far
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #21
              Your ass is like a llama's.
              You bet. That will seal the deal.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Zylka


                What
                It means "Catch me". Normally a girl would say that though.
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                • #23
                  I forgot a disclaimer

                  Jon Miller
                  *actually knows no spanish
                  Jon Miller-
                  I AM.CANADIAN
                  GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                  • #24
                    Alright guys I only need one or 2 that won't seem akward coming up out of nowhere

                    Jon are you trying to have me spit on myself tonight?

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                    • #25
                      three of them???

                      than this is important

                      ¿por qué los tres de usted no se vuelven a mi lugar?

                      Jon Miller
                      Jon Miller-
                      I AM.CANADIAN
                      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                      • #26
                        Alright, I'm sorry. I will stop now.


                        Good luck on your date.
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                        • #27
                          You look lovely.

                          Usted parece encantador.






                          I speak little Spanish. My apologies.

                          Hablo poco español. Mis apologías.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by SlowwHand
                            You look lovely.

                            Usted parece encantador.






                            I speak little Spanish. My apologies.

                            Hablo poco español. Mis apologías.
                            Thank you

                            For the second one - how does this translate (out of curiosity)

                            Lo siento. Hablo pequnio Espanol

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                            • #29
                              And finally, just for you:

                              Raise your hands .

                              Levante sus manos.




                              This is a robbery.

                              Esto es un robo.


                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #30
                                and how does

                                "QUIEN ES TU PADRE???"

                                Translate - because someone told me it's all I'll need with the pretty one?

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