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    QUICK n' EASY Re-teach me Spanish for a date tonight!!!

    We'll start with vocabulary... list every word you think I'll need to know en Espanol y Ingles, it will surely spark my memory

    Then... I need to know how to say:

    "I am a student at University"
    "I am taking a semester off until September"

    "My family owns a palace in the Rocky Mountains"
    "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"
    "It's my cousins birthday, tambien"

    and these girls are from Chile... any accent recommendations?

    Oh man... I'll have more questions as I step out of the shower
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    "I am a student at University"
    "I am taking a semester off until September"
    Soy un estudiante en la universidad
    Estoy quitando un semestre hasta septiembre

    My family owns a palace in the Rocky Mountains
    Mi familia posee un palacio en las montañas rocosas

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS

    It's my cousins birthday, tambien
    Es mi cumpleaños de los primos, tambien

    and these girls are from Chile... any accent recommendations?
    ¿y estas muchachas son de Chile... cualquier recomendación del acento?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      pick up line
      Deseo al vete a la mierda encima del asno
      compliment
      su asno es grande
      compliment
      su cara cayó de la luna
      pick up line
      yo amor usted tiempo largo
      ask for a threesome
      Deseo al vete a la mierda y a su hermana
      talking yourself up
      Soy como un caballo

      Jon Miller
      Jon Miller-
      I AM.CANADIAN
      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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      • #4
        Bad Sloww! Your supposed to tell him things like this:

        "I am a student at university"-Estaba a estúpido hacerlo en la universidad.

        "My family owns a palace in the Rocky Mountains"-Mi familia vive en una caja de la tabla de tarjeta algunos donde en las Montañas Rocosas.

        and so on...
        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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        • #5
          Es mi cumpleaños de los primos, tambien
          Are you sure it isn't...

          Es el cumpleaños de mi primo, tambien
          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

          "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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          • #6
            Damn! Your legs go all the way to the floor!

            ¡Maldición! ¡Sus piernas van toda la manera al piso!



            You did not need to slap me.

            Usted no necesitó darme una palmada.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Oh, gripe,gripe, gripe.

              She'll understand the little bastard, assuming his meds don't have him incompacitated.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                this might be appropriate

                Negociaré muchos lamas para usted

                Jon Miller
                Jon Miller-
                I AM.CANADIAN
                GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SlowwHand
                  Oh, gripe,gripe, gripe.

                  She'll understand the little bastard, assuming his meds don't have him incompacitated.
                  That's the problem. Your supposed to tell him totally outragous things to say so that he get slapped and sent home early.

                  Ahem... tell the young lady this one: Negociaré muchos lamas para usted. She'll love you after that.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #10
                    'you have lovely eyes'

                    Soy un puta por nada

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                    • #11
                      and of course, the all important

                      cójame


                      Jon Miller
                      Jon Miller-
                      I AM.CANADIAN
                      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                      • #12
                        also, this might work well (pick upline)

                        su parte posteriora es como lamas

                        Jon Miller
                        Jon Miller-
                        I AM.CANADIAN
                        GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                        • #13
                          Deseo al vete a la mierda y a su hermana


                          I see sister in there
                          There are three of them, by the way. How do I compliment one of them on her lip piercing?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jon Miller
                            also, this might work well (pick upline)

                            su parte posteriora es como lamas

                            Jon Miller
                            Am I complimenting her ass here?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jon Miller
                              and of course, the all important

                              cójame


                              Jon Miller
                              What

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