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  • #16
    I guess blackula wasn't as 'fro-y as I remembered. It's been a long time since I saw that trashy little waste of film.
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    • #17
      Yep...he's got a goat.http://pbskids.org/sesame/coloring/1.html
      Life and death is a grave matter;
      all things pass quickly away.
      Each of you must be completely alert;
      never neglectful, never indulgent.

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      • #18
        Check out Van Richten's Guide to Vampires, wherein he describes all the reasons why they can eat and defecate, but can't actually digest their food.

        On an unrelated note, if Medusa had snakes for hair, didn't that make it difficult to spray deodorant on her armpits?

        (And don't follow that train of logic any further down, either.)
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        • #19
          The actor who played Pee Wee Herman played a vamp. with plenty of facial hair in the Buffy movie.
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          • #20
            That's why Medusa stinks like sh1t.

            But that doesn't matter anyway to people back then, since they never bathed and dumped all their sh1t onto the street.

            (In 1855, Pennsylvania passed a law probihiting the bath.)

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            • #21
              Blacks just don't make good vampires, they're not pale enough.
              ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
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              • #22
                Blackula loved it

                Didn't Dracula have facial hair in Brahm Stroker's Dracula?
                Monkey!!!

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                • #23
                  He had a mustache... sorry about the Stroker thing, been talking to Wittlich too much
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #24
                    In the 19th century good guys generally had beards, sideburns, and or moustaches, while bad guys were often clean shaven. Maybe that's why.
                    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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