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A question - why are vampires always clean-shaven?
You know, I've watched all these vampire films and they are always marvellously well shaven...but how do they shave effectively when they cannot see their own reflection? Just something to think about there 
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith -
They are dead so they don't grow more hair.
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That is a rather broad and sweeping assumption. Do you have any evidence to back up the fact they wouldn't grow facial hair?Originally posted by Skanky Burns
They are dead so they don't grow more hair.
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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So they don't get scabs in their beards.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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100% of vampires that I have met didn't grow any facial hair. Ever.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Fingernails and hair actually grow for a little while after you're dead. Your intestines still function, too, so dead people can defecate.
And vampires are seen as sexy in our culture. Scraggily and hairy isn't usually sexy.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Wait. Count Blackula has a mustache.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Oh, and Dracula had facial hair in the Gary Oldman film of a few years ago, when he was in London.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Vampires are NOT dead.Originally posted by Skanky Burns
They are dead so they don't grow more hair.
Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again...Comment
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No, UNdead, big difference. About the hair, waxing.Originally posted by Hueij
Vampires are NOT dead.Comment
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Because the growth process stops when you become a vampire, that is why, in "Interview w/a Vampire" the little girl stayed a little girl and why vampires don't grow beards.
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I think Count Numbula and Chocula have at least pencil mustaches as well, so, once again, Provost is full of it.
And if I recall, "The Lost Boys" was full of hairy vampires.
Ha ha, you suck.Life and death is a grave matter;
all things pass quickly away.
Each of you must be completely alert;
never neglectful, never indulgent.Comment
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He also had one of the most atrocious afros I have ever seen.Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Wait. Count Blackula has a mustache.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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You think so? I don't think it's too bad.Attached FilesTutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Hair and nails do not grow after your death, it's just your skin kinda sniks, so more of the hair shows 'n' stuff.Comment
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