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She visiting here for couple of weeks, and I managed to freak her out completely 
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As some of you might know, she's a pastor. So.. I prepared myself and waited for the right moment for like two days (it happened just a minute ago, it's 8.30 in the morning here).. She was like 'you're up so early?' 'yeah.. I haven't been sleeping'.. and then she was like 'why? What do you do all those nights?'. I saw my moment coming perfectly, 'Read stuff.. Study and learn.. spiritual stuff' and then she was like 'oh that's nice, why didn't you tell me earlier, you could have asked me if you had any questions about stuff' and I looked kind of uncomfortable and said 'well.. you wouldn't like it'. Then she got worried and was like 'what kind of stuff have you been learning then?' and I kept my cool and continued being mysterious 'don't worry, I'm not into worshipping Satan or anything, but I believe there are other powers too, and I've been reading how to control them'.. she was really starting to worry at this point, it was like going to jail or getting caught from using heroin or something simular. I was enjoying this moment and then I was like 'I don't want to talk about this I know this upsets you, I'm going out to get the mail' and she was like 'don't go, tell me I want to know!' and I was putting my shoes on and then I did it.. 'Ok.. I didn't want you to find out this at all.. Ok just look at my feet carefully, I'll demonstrate' and then I was acting kind of nervous and she really started getting nervous too..
Then I hovered in the air, maybe about 10cm from the ground (that's 4 inches?). She totally freaked out! Then I asked her 'did you feel it too?' and I could tell her placebo took into place and she was thinking about saying yes! And to make it perfect I gave her this kind of empty look that I wasn't there, cold dead eyes look and proceeded outside and fetched the mail. Then I got back and she was like almost crying and going nuts and I couldn't continue with it and I just told her that it was a trick
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Inspired by David Blaines street magic show I found out how he did that levitation stunt and learned it. I'm telling you it was like from Exorcist movie she was so freaked out. It was worth it, though she talked some foul language and wasn't acting like she was in work .
.As some of you might know, she's a pastor. So.. I prepared myself and waited for the right moment for like two days (it happened just a minute ago, it's 8.30 in the morning here).. She was like 'you're up so early?' 'yeah.. I haven't been sleeping'.. and then she was like 'why? What do you do all those nights?'. I saw my moment coming perfectly, 'Read stuff.. Study and learn.. spiritual stuff' and then she was like 'oh that's nice, why didn't you tell me earlier, you could have asked me if you had any questions about stuff' and I looked kind of uncomfortable and said 'well.. you wouldn't like it'. Then she got worried and was like 'what kind of stuff have you been learning then?' and I kept my cool and continued being mysterious 'don't worry, I'm not into worshipping Satan or anything, but I believe there are other powers too, and I've been reading how to control them'.. she was really starting to worry at this point, it was like going to jail or getting caught from using heroin or something simular. I was enjoying this moment and then I was like 'I don't want to talk about this I know this upsets you, I'm going out to get the mail' and she was like 'don't go, tell me I want to know!' and I was putting my shoes on and then I did it.. 'Ok.. I didn't want you to find out this at all.. Ok just look at my feet carefully, I'll demonstrate' and then I was acting kind of nervous and she really started getting nervous too..
Then I hovered in the air, maybe about 10cm from the ground (that's 4 inches?). She totally freaked out! Then I asked her 'did you feel it too?' and I could tell her placebo took into place and she was thinking about saying yes! And to make it perfect I gave her this kind of empty look that I wasn't there, cold dead eyes look and proceeded outside and fetched the mail. Then I got back and she was like almost crying and going nuts and I couldn't continue with it and I just told her that it was a trick
.Inspired by David Blaines street magic show I found out how he did that levitation stunt and learned it. I'm telling you it was like from Exorcist movie she was so freaked out
. It was worth it, though she talked some foul language and wasn't acting like she was in work .
I know it was cruel trick but I don't regret it, I got huge kicks out of it 
And so close to mother's day. Boy you really are gonna have to make that one up to her. 
I'd be screaming diamonds if I was her.
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