Bad jokes thread

[Thirgaral]

Post your worst jokes here.
Post funny jokes too, there's always a chance someone else thinks they're bad...

Here's one really really bad joke...

Two elephants were out flying...
The first elephant said to the other elephant:
"But elephants can't fly?"
"No", said the other elephant. "But that's ok 'cus I have an aunt with a green slipper!"

Never understood that one....

[Edan]

Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast?
A: Surreal.

[Thirgaral]

One more, a little computer-knowledge needed:

Al-Gore-ritm

while (!election) {
recount();
whine();
sue();
}


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Enhaced Al-Gore-ritm
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boolean never_give_up = true;

while (!elected) {
recount();
whine();
sue();
if (lost_court_proceeding)
lock(government, long_time);
}

[Dauphin]

Ming, can you tell me why this thread of old and tired jokes isn't closed?

Also. will I be restricted if I put the aforementioned link (you know the one I mean) in my signature?

[Ming]

Originally posted by Big Crunch
Ming, can you tell me why this thread of old and tired jokes isn't closed?

Also. will I be restricted if I put the aforementioned link (you know the one I mean) in my signature?

By all means... put it in your signature if you so desire. Lord knows some people have even sillier links than that.

And while these jokes are bad... at least they haven't been posted 10 or 11 times like your "old and tired" joke has been

[FrustratedPoet]

Q: Knock-Knock
A: Who's there?
Q: Interupting Cow
A: Inter-
Q: MOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Ming

And while these jokes are bad... at least they haven't been posted 10 or 11 times like your "old and tired" joke has been

Where. Show me. I have never seen it here on Poly before.

[Spec]

Once there were 2 sand grains walkin in the desert and one said to the other:" I think we are being followed"

[Giant_Squid]

Q: Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what?

A: A super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

And...erm...Ming...I don't mean to...you know...open up a wound....but...for those of us who have been in a cave the last two years and thus haven't been able to see it the 10 or 11 times it was posted before, what IS the best blonde joke ever?

[Thirgaral]

And...erm...Ming...I don't mean to...you know...open up a wound....but...for those of us who have been in a cave the last two years and thus haven't been able to see it the 10 or 11 times it was posted before, what IS the best blonde joke ever?

just click the link and you'll see those 10-11 times it's been posted...

[Dauphin]

Well there is no link now.

And having it posted on several forums is the whole point of it.

[Spec]

How many blond jokes are there?

Only 1, all the other ones are true.

[Tuberski]

A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar a nd says the bartender "Gimme a beer"

Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

ACK!

[Winston]

Zere were two peanuts walking down ze street, and one was assaulted...

[Skanky Burns]

A piece of string walked into a bar and asked for a beer.
Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings in here".
The string walks outside, ties himself in a loop and messes up one end of his string. He then walks back inside the bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says "Aren't you the same string that I just refused service to?"

The string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot".