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  • #46
    Laz, I just love your language


    Originally posted by muxec
    People, how do you define the difference betw. porn and erotics?
    Porn - you spend 70% of the time watching a closeup of something that you are told is a penis entering... some bodily orifice.. and 29% watching it from a mid angle, and 1% is the credits for the film.

    Erotics - Anything ranging from people in seductive clothing, to almost fully naked people, to absolutely fully naked people, to naked people having a go, with the main view obstructed.

    I see, that most of posters in this thread are from Israel. Is it bad sign?

    Just that we **** more than other people

    But look at that - most people who admitted to owning similar videos are infact non Israeli (eli doesn't count. he's probably lying. he's russian anyway ).


    Siro, are you sure, that you are male?

    Yep, that's what my penis says. (It speaks to me)

    Why, do you have any hot offers for me?

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Pekka
      Yeah.. when Julia Andrews is seducing Richard Gere
      Julie Andrews! Personally I didn't find Mary Poppins to be that erotic. Ok maybe Sound of Music got me going, but not Mary Poppins.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by asleepathewheel

        Julie Andrews! Personally I didn't find Mary Poppins to be that erotic. Ok maybe Sound of Music got me going, but not Mary Poppins.
        Don't forget Julie went topless in Blake Edward's S.O.B..

        A film-within-a-film: a fading movie director has a plan for a successful movie: get a actress famous for her wholesome image to appear in the nude on the screen.... much like this film itself.
        "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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        • #49
          Originally posted by UberKruX
          i'm a porn fiend , but i don't dig anal or DP.
          And you call yourself a fiend?
          "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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          • #50
            Kudos to MRT for the first post - the funniest thing I've read on here for some time.

            As for the rest of it: ugh!

            Is Ming having the day off or something?
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #51
              Julia Andews? Oh I mixed up .. I meant.. well the girl who played in pretty woman? Julia Roberts! That's right!..

              What would Freud say? That I have a thing for baby sitters?..
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Pekka
                Julia Andews? Oh I mixed up .. I meant.. well the girl who played in pretty woman? Julia Roberts! That's right!..

                What would Freud say? That I have a thing for baby sitters?..
                O.K., anybody else want to admit that they thought about looking up Mary Poppins skirt when she flew overhead with her umbrella?
                "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Pekka

                  What would Freud say? That I have a thing for baby sitters?..
                  Didn't you know? That's what Mary Poppins is really about.

                  Only feebs vote.

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                  • #54
                    OK I was going to ask what DP was an abbreviation for, but I figured I probably don't want to know.

                    Reading this entire thread is in itself somewhat disturbing.
                    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                    • #55
                      I had a crush to my baby sitter when I was like.. I don't know under school age anyway. I always wanted to sit on her lap when she read me donald ducks .
                      I remember cleary when she asked 'do you want to sit in my lap?' and i did.. everytime.. yeah.. .
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #56
                        Wait a minute.. I was brought up with donald ducks? Is there no end to evil American imperialism?
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #57
                          i've never understood porn. i haven't seen that much of it, truth to be told, but just looking at all the covers and the ads for it...

                          seems to be awfully repetitive and awfully demeaning. after all, how many different types of shots can you make?
                          B♭3

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Q Cubed
                            seems to be awfully repetitive and awfully demeaning. after all, how many different types of shots can you make?
                            Pun alert, pun alert!
                            "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                            • #59


                              Funny thread.
                              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                              • #60
                                This thread sure would have made comical Ali proud
                                Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                                Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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