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After watching another Anabolic video ive decided that porn is inherently unhealthy for a persons sexuality. Im not talking about your dads playboy...or some cleaned up cinemax video.
Im talking about hardcore gonzo porn. Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate, in the name of porn.
First off this latest video i was watching was based on a bet lost by this one guy, so all his buddies get to have a go with his girlfriend. at the same time.
But can you guess what this was over? Bowling. BOWLING! BOOOOOOOOOOOOWLING! So right off the bat we are taught that A. women are not only sexual objects
B. they are sexual objects to be shared by as many men as possible at one time. Second we learn that bowling alleys go hand in hand with gangbangs.
Thinking about it though, if all youre going to do is destroy a womans body like that, why have the pretext of a story. An impossible story. Are you really trying to cater to the "i love a bowling alley bet group sex" market? Or how about the "i want my friends to ming
my girlfriend" market?
The next thing that strikes me as awful, awful funny is the fact that these guys all have bowling shirts that have the porn company name on it. So not only are they in this alter universe of fantasy, they somehow got into fantasy land with their corporate image. Remember that because it will be even more ridiculous in relation to the story.
Ok, so now we are at the point where they all start getting disrobed and start engaging in sexual activity involving the mouth. The woman seems gleeful at the amount of partners she can satisfy. The message sent here is that women if given the opportunity to rah all your buddies, she would, and love it! And aparently women also enjoy ejaculator fluid from perfect strangers. Remind me to hang myself out of a window of a moving car next time i want to squeeze one off. Im sure all the sexy ladies will come running out like fat kids to an ice cream truck.
Then it progresses to DP. DP if you didnt know is when 2 farmers herd the cattle into 2 different pastures in the southern hemisphere. Now, this isnt a pleasent thing i imagine, but she loves it! who would have guessed that what aliens have been doin for years, but two fold, is enjoyable? (also, what boggles my mind is the fact the fence seperating the pastures isnt completely destroyed by the cattle stampeding)
Well it revolves around this for a while with the men changing, positions changing, levels terrorism alerts changing. The problem is that none of this is vaguely erotic because it just seems ridiculously painful for the girl, and emberassing for the guys.
So basicly it comes for the big release from the guys and lets just say that the sock was in human form. Now the only problem with this scene is the fact that there is not one woman i know that actually enjoys this type of stuff. But aparently women crave it like castro craves long ass speeches and cuban exiles crave little boys.
So now that its all over the girl says "we should do this again..." now get ready for the shocker. Aparently all of them are getting drafted to vietnam. All of them. My question is why did they use a time machine to travel back in time, to bowl, bet, bang, and promote a company that doesnt exsist. Oh, and by the way, while they ventured away from the time machine to bowl they somehow got drafted. Fantastical!
But lets flash forward for second. these guys are all at it again except with a vietnamese girl and this time its a dingy hotel in saigon, involving a game of darts. nevermind most of them have some sort of disease by now, like the clap, or even maybe AIDS in some time paradoxical STD bonanza.
So lets review.
Women are sex objects
Women like being sex objects
Women want to be sexual objects to as many men as possible
Women like DNA laden fluids
Bowling can justify anything
Betting your girlfriends sex is actually a good for everyone involved
Bowling alleys are rife with sexual depravity
100% of perverts got drafted, drug addicts just served in the air national gaurd in texas for 4 years.
You dont need protection when engaging in highly risky sexual behavior.
Thats not to say we cant fight these messages. Its just that by the time someone reaches their 20s in this day and age they will have seen this hundreds of times. (As i was writing this i watched the video for the 3rd time in the past 2 hours.) Obviously things like this will adversely effect the sexual development of youngins and they will expect many of the aformentioned things to happen. They will have unrealistic ideas about sex and god forbid progress to hentai, the 8th level of sexual depravity(right about furries).
Fight the power!
Im talking about hardcore gonzo porn. Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate, in the name of porn.
First off this latest video i was watching was based on a bet lost by this one guy, so all his buddies get to have a go with his girlfriend. at the same time.
But can you guess what this was over? Bowling. BOWLING! BOOOOOOOOOOOOWLING! So right off the bat we are taught that A. women are not only sexual objects
B. they are sexual objects to be shared by as many men as possible at one time. Second we learn that bowling alleys go hand in hand with gangbangs. Thinking about it though, if all youre going to do is destroy a womans body like that, why have the pretext of a story. An impossible story. Are you really trying to cater to the "i love a bowling alley bet group sex" market? Or how about the "i want my friends to ming
my girlfriend" market?The next thing that strikes me as awful, awful funny is the fact that these guys all have bowling shirts that have the porn company name on it. So not only are they in this alter universe of fantasy, they somehow got into fantasy land with their corporate image. Remember that because it will be even more ridiculous in relation to the story.
Ok, so now we are at the point where they all start getting disrobed and start engaging in sexual activity involving the mouth. The woman seems gleeful at the amount of partners she can satisfy. The message sent here is that women if given the opportunity to rah
all your buddies, she would, and love it! And aparently women also enjoy ejaculator fluid from perfect strangers. Remind me to hang myself out of a window of a moving car next time i want to squeeze one off. Im sure all the sexy ladies will come running out like fat kids to an ice cream truck.Then it progresses to DP. DP if you didnt know is when 2 farmers herd the cattle into 2 different pastures in the southern hemisphere. Now, this isnt a pleasent thing i imagine, but she loves it! who would have guessed that what aliens have been doin for years, but two fold, is enjoyable? (also, what boggles my mind is the fact the fence seperating the pastures isnt completely destroyed by the cattle stampeding)
Well it revolves around this for a while with the men changing, positions changing, levels terrorism alerts changing. The problem is that none of this is vaguely erotic because it just seems ridiculously painful for the girl, and emberassing for the guys.
So basicly it comes for the big release from the guys and lets just say that the sock was in human form. Now the only problem with this scene is the fact that there is not one woman i know that actually enjoys this type of stuff. But aparently women crave it like castro craves long ass speeches and cuban exiles crave little boys.
So now that its all over the girl says "we should do this again..." now get ready for the shocker. Aparently all of them are getting drafted to vietnam. All of them. My question is why did they use a time machine to travel back in time, to bowl, bet, bang, and promote a company that doesnt exsist. Oh, and by the way, while they ventured away from the time machine to bowl they somehow got drafted. Fantastical!
But lets flash forward for second. these guys are all at it again except with a vietnamese girl and this time its a dingy hotel in saigon, involving a game of darts. nevermind most of them have some sort of disease by now, like the clap, or even maybe AIDS in some time paradoxical STD bonanza.
So lets review.
Women are sex objects
Women like being sex objects
Women want to be sexual objects to as many men as possible
Women like DNA laden fluids
Bowling can justify anything
Betting your girlfriends sex is actually a good for everyone involved
Bowling alleys are rife with sexual depravity
100% of perverts got drafted, drug addicts just served in the air national gaurd in texas for 4 years.
You dont need protection when engaging in highly risky sexual behavior.
Thats not to say we cant fight these messages. Its just that by the time someone reaches their 20s in this day and age they will have seen this hundreds of times. (As i was writing this i watched the video for the 3rd time in the past 2 hours.) Obviously things like this will adversely effect the sexual development of youngins and they will expect many of the aformentioned things to happen. They will have unrealistic ideas about sex and god forbid progress to hentai, the 8th level of sexual depravity(right about furries).
Fight the power!
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