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  • #31
    And then you know there's a possibility of her doing same sports as I do! We'd connect right away.. She could wrestle.. we don't know it!
    Or we could go to shooting range and test one of those m-16s.. throw explosives and do all that commando stuff. I bet she looks real good in sweat suit.
    In da butt.
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    • #32
      Re: Eat Your Heart's Out, Laddies

      Originally posted by SlowwHand
      Let me see, my cousin's daughter, so that makes Kari my 2nd cousin.
      Right?
      No, she's your cousin once removed.

      Your second cousins are your parents' cousins' offspring.



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      • #33
        Wow! A girl wrestler... Just thinking about it I know I have to change my sheets tomorrow morning

        But about that shooting range, you just might be lucky, her being from Texas and all. But you'll probably end up line-dancing
        Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
        And notifying the next of kin
        Once again...

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        • #34
          I can just see the ceremony now...

          "Do you, Pekka, take Sloww's second cousin to be your lawfully married bride..."
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          • #35
            Line-dancing is cool, if I don't have to do it myself. Or I could learn it if she really wants me to, because it would be special for her that I'd learn it and go out doing it. I know I'd feel stupid, but I'd still do it and try to learn to enjoy it, and eventually I would. I don't do Dolly Parton gigs however. No matter what, I'm not going. So that would be girls night out.

            I'd also take her here for a visit, some skiing and snowboarding, also she'd be of full age, so we'd be visiting local clubs and stuff like that.. Yeah, I see it happening. My mom living in the US already, we'd make a trip there, road trip... Yeah.. Las Vegas and stuff. I see myself winning $10 000 on black jack, I'd buy her this really nice dress and parfymes, and new boots for the line dancing, and a new gun. I see myself on a date with her, kicking those armadillos for fun and laughing how the roll down the stairs.. we'll have a blast!

            But if she's shy.. we could start by sharing the same ISP and simular e-mails.. yeah.. that would be so awesome.
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            • #36


              that is the funniest post in recent memory.
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              • #37
                Do you have a picture of her doing sports? I find pictures of girls doing sports good because you can see the spirit inside them many times.


                Yeah you can see "the spirit" inside them. I know what you mean.

                (Warning: linked pic is of an adult nature and should not be viewed by anyone under the legal age limit for viewing adult material. Just covering my ass.)

                Wow! A girl wrestler... Just thinking about it I know I have to change my sheets tomorrow morning


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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Lancer
                  I can just see the ceremony now...

                  "Do you, Pekka, take Sloww's second cousin to be your lawfully married bride..."
                  hi ,

                  , .....


                  nah , he cant get married for the first five years in the french foreign legion , ....

                  have a nice day

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                  • #39
                    I dated a girl from Texas for over a year. She was beautiful, smart (A graduate degree in Music and working on her MBA), and very fun to be around. The bottom line was that I just wasn't conservative enough for her. She was a church going Texas Republican and I was a heathen California Democrat. You would believe the stupid Gore vs Bush fights we got into during the election.

                    There were a few bumps in the road but I thought things were going well, then, one week before we were supposed to fly to Texas to attend her brother's wedding she dumped me! To this day I think she got cold feet about taking me to meet her family; she told me if she took me home to meet her folks the whole family would think we were getting married. I said I didn't want to get married for atleast another year and then a couple of days later... BAM! I got dumped.
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                    • #40
                      Girl wrestlers aren't anything to have a wet dream about, believe me.

                      No kidding...
                      Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                      And notifying the next of kin
                      Once again...

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                      • #41
                        panag, true, but if that was the case, I'd be joining US army.. being American that is.

                        Also it would be easy to meet her family, since I'd PM Sloww all the time asking questions. Like a walk in a park. They'd love me for sure, I'd talk to her dad going to serve and doing combat really soon, and her mom would love me too because I'd be this gentleman that I am, knowing the etiquette, opening doors and all that stuff. And if she has brothers.. they'd surely like me very much.. I'd teach them the best techniques to kill a man with hands in different situations, wrestling them but I'd let them win and not hurt them, because I'm cool. If she has sisters.. I'd bring them presents all the time and buy them alcohol behind their parents back.. but they wouldn't ever let them know, because I'd be such a cool guy, driving them to hot clubs and kicking stalker butts when I drive them back home, helping them sneaking back in.
                        In da butt.
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                        • #42
                          Re: Eat Your Heart's Out, Laddies

                          Originally posted by SlowwHand
                          Let me see, my cousin's daughter, so that makes Kari my 2nd cousin.
                          Right?

                          Graduating high school this month.
                          Let me ask... did you cut that out of a magazine? Just kidding...

                          Well I dunno.. I am not a good judge of women.. but she is pretty...
                          For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                          • #43
                            Fez, She is, but don't talk dirty of her, because we'll be getting married soon .
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #44
                              Hehehe... well... Not interested in doing so... I really don't think about women that much.
                              For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Pekka
                                panag, true, but if that was the case, I'd be joining US army.. being American that is.

                                Also it would be easy to meet her family, since I'd PM Sloww all the time asking questions. Like a walk in a park. They'd love me for sure, I'd talk to her dad going to serve and doing combat really soon, and her mom would love me too because I'd be this gentleman that I am, knowing the etiquette, opening doors and all that stuff. And if she has brothers.. they'd surely like me very much.. I'd teach them the best techniques to kill a man with hands in different situations, wrestling them but I'd let them win and not hurt them, because I'm cool. If she has sisters.. I'd bring them presents all the time and buy them alcohol behind their parents back.. but they wouldn't ever let them know, because I'd be such a cool guy, driving them to hot clubs and kicking stalker butts when I drive them back home, helping them sneaking back in.

                                hi ,

                                dont sell the skin of the bear before you have shot her , ......



                                have a nice day
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