Guilty childhood thoughts

[Az]

you should've mastrubated more. It worked for me. Once that annoying drive diverted my attention from learning, books and science, I immideately crushed it under my fist.

[1]

If I masterbated anymore, my dick would have fallen off. Either that or it would have been stretched to the point were it would look like I would have needed to be circumsized again.

[Az]

That's not a bad thing, you know.

[1]

About which part? My dick falling off, or it looking like I'd need to be circumsized again? I consider both bad... at least for me. =P No offense to those who are in either situation.

[Az]

Hehe.

[St Leo]

Uh, foreskin is good.

[Zero]

I laughed so loud when my relative had a heart attack. It wasnt that I hated him or anything, it was because people around him were acting like retards and were pretending like it was a tremendous shock. C'mon... the guy was over 300lbs and had an extremly unhealthy eating habits. I say, if your going to pretend like you care, at least try to be convincing.

Needless to say, I got in trouble. And to this day I wonder why. I guess this doesnt count as "guilty" thoughts after all.

[Nubclear]

I once thought communism was rotten.

How far I've grown

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by Sava
When I was 8 I wanted to marry my cousin Lisa.











She's still hot.

I didn't have that problem, because I have only 3 cousins, only one of whom is female. She also happens to have more poundage the other two cousins combined. BTW anyone seen the Friends episode with Jeri Ryan playing the hot cousin?

I contemplated ripping off a girl's clothes... as a preschooler.

[korn469]

when it snowed and we didn't get out of school, i always wanted at least one school bus to wreck, and kill all of the kids on board in the most horrible way possible so the school board would get fired, and the new one would cancle school at the very hint of snow

[Zero]

actually, JW reminded me of one.

When I was in somewhere around 1st grade me and my friends used to tease kids all the time, but I never teased girls for some reason. I used to watch my friends bully girls as well and one day decided that I should be fair and tease girls as well. So one day I went up to a girl, lifted her skirt up and starting taunting her and it made her cry. I felt pretty guilty about it afterwards.

Nowadays you'd probably be charged with sexual harassment for what I did.. It must suck to be a kid at this day in age. They get stripped of al the fun.

[Apocalypse]

Originally posted by Calc II
When I was in somewhere around 1st grade me and my friends used to tease kids all the time, but I never teased girls for some reason. I used to watch my friends bully girls as well and one day decided that I should be fair and tease girls as well. So one day I went up to a girl, lifted her skirt up and starting taunting her and it made her cry. I felt pretty guilty about it afterwards.

Nowadays you'd probably be charged with sexual harassment for what I did.. It must suck to be a kid at this day in age. They get stripped of al the fun.

That's ****ed up. It's good people would get punished for something like that today.

[Zero]

yeah but i didnt know what I was doing cause I was too young.

and theres a difference in getting trouble and punishing a kid from charging a kid with sexual harrassment lawsuit.

[Boris Godunov]

When I was in 5th and 6th grades, my friends and I would rather mercilessly tease this one kid. His name was Jay, and his last name rhymed with a rude bodily noise, so we naturally called him Gay Belch.

I do feel somewhat bad about it, because we did upset him on a few occasions to the point of tears. However, I say "somewhat" because he brought a lot of it on himself. He was socially inept to the point of unbelievable rudeness, he picked his nose and ate his boogers, had had hygiene all around, and often made a fool of himself both in class and out.

I've talked to a few people who have limited contact with him still, and they say he is still a *****. Man, we didn't try hard enough!

[Az]

He was socially inept? Well, He DID have it coming.