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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Hey, their appearance has nothing to do with their inability to work!I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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Top 10 Reasons Why Not to Hire Sci-Fi Convention Freaks
10. Secret Vulcan hand shake confuses customers.
9. Odd holidays; Federation Day and whatever Wicans practice
8. Building worker moral means sacrificing a goat twice a week.
7. On their resume Bi-lingual means they speak Klingon and Wookie, only.
6. They only work at night
5. They spend half the day writing suicide notes and posting them around the office.
4. Reason for being late: The Transporter Broke
3. They all have unpronouncable "names"
2. Two words: UFO Abductions
1. JohnT is one!
stupid list, must post anyway
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