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As the title implies, would you become a Vampire in order to gain immortality?
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57Yes.49.12%28No.15.79%9Jeebus, what the Hell is your Problem Lonestar?31.58%18Banana Vampire.3.51%2The poll is expired.
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Maybe, if I could avoid that sunlight death.
"-Here! that cross will stop you, you freak!
-mwahahahaha! I am an atheist vampire, that cross doesn't work one me.
- Oh yeah?! well take this cell phone, *****!
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No, I enjoy being a mortal, as long as I have full control over my death.
Besides, I like having normal social relations, and not being feared by every human I meet."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
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Lonestar, with love in my heart, I have to say, you're one sick puppy.
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Originally posted by Azazel
Maybe, if I could avoid that sunlight death.
"-Here! that cross will stop you, you freak!
-mwahahahaha! I am an atheist vampire, that cross doesn't work one me.
- Oh yeah?! well take this cell phone, *****!
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I'm 49 years old... People have sucked my blood for decades... They deserve a payback...
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You know, Lonestar, if I were you I would be honored by every single person who votes for the third choice...This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHandComment
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Sure I'd do it, I already prefer my steaks cooked rare, so I might as well get an added bonus to go along with my food preference.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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No, the therapist bills would be too high, plus I like the sun.If you don't like reality, change it! me
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It depends, vampire as in 'Nosferatu' no, vampire as in 'Blade', Yeah!We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
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Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.Comment
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Personally, I'd just dip me in some Factor 100...Originally posted by Azazel
Maybe, if I could avoid that sunlight death.
"-Here! that cross will stop you, you freak!
-mwahahahaha! I am an atheist vampire, that cross doesn't work one me.
- Oh yeah?! well take this cell phone, *****!
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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I need the sun. I don't want to be a depressed vampire. Anne Rice already has too many novels. Besides, I'd hate to have to join the Republican Party with all the rest of the blood-suckers.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
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Besides, I'd hate to have to join the Republican Party with all the rest of the blood-suckers.
Btw, I live in Rio, but I hate sun. Oh, well...Comment
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Well then, I'll just stick this convenient wooden stick through your heart.Originally posted by Lonestar
Personally, I'd just dip me in some Factor 100...
The added bonus of the wooden stick is it also work on humans.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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Good one Che
If becoming a vampire means that I have to become a depressed gothic loser, than no.
If becoming a vampire means that I have to submit to the fact that there is a god, and I have been damned, then no.
If becoming a vampire means that I can no longer eat garlic, see myself in the mirror, lay out in the sun, or sleep in a comfortable bed, then no.
Note: I still don't understand why goths are so depressed and obsessed with dying.Comment
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Going to college in Pittsburgh, the whole sunlight thing wouldn't be a problem for me!
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