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  • #46
    Now my question is this, if a stake to the heart will kill a vampire, why do none of them wear a chain shirt strong enough to stop a pointy wooden object? You can probably hide it under other clothes anyway.


    Because that would prevent the vampire from being killed by the hero in the end .
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    • #47
      Originally posted by Urban Ranger
      I have only saw the movie. Though the movie has never shown him drinking blood or doing any of those other vampiric things. He isn't particularly good with women, either.

      Actually........he did drink blood. In the first movie after his blood was drained the girl he was trying to save made him drink her blood to save him.

      Any other Vampire trivia you want to know
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      • #48
        Originally posted by Victor Galis
        Now my question is this, if a stake to the heart will kill a vampire, why do none of them wear a chain shirt strong enough to stop a pointy wooden object? You can probably hide it under other clothes anyway.
        Then the Slayer would just behead them.
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        • #49
          Because that would prevent the vampire from being killed by the hero in the end .
          -Note to self invest in a chain shirt if I should become a vampire.
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          • #50
            I've been saving the money from highschool, actually.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Victor Galis
              Now my question is this, if a stake to the heart will kill a vampire, why do none of them wear a chain shirt strong enough to stop a pointy wooden object? You can probably hide it under other clothes anyway.
              How could you turn into a bat with a chain shirt on you? You get crushed pretty much.
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              • #52
                They always say the ONLY way to kill a vampire is with sunlight or a stake to the heart, why then do they go and cut off the vampires head and it dies ? They're not much better then mortals if the usual decapitation kills them (or if it doesnt how the heck are they gonna survive now ? )

                Back to the question, yes i'd be a vampire, remember you don't have to suck human blood to survive and most people eat meat anyways so theres no real problem (i'd still prefer sucking blood from the breast of a nice virgin though , ah come on it doesnt kill, just a quick nibble )
                Last edited by Lazerus; April 29, 2003, 10:48.
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                • #53
                  Ways to kill a vampire (Slayer Style):

                  -Stake through the heart (but only wood)
                  -Decapitation
                  -Fire
                  -Sunlight (leads to the above)
                  -Bathing in holy water

                  Bullets don't kill vampires but they sure hurt a lot.
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                  • #54
                    Different countries have different ways to kill vampires. There is no way to kill a Spanish vampire. You can kill a vampier in the US south by burying it at a crossroads. Irish vampires must be burried unde a pile of rocks to kill them. Greek vampires sit on your chest and suck the breath out of you.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #55
                      What about shotguns or some other major gun ? literally blow them apart

                      Vamps really need to invest in some serious defensive hardware if they're going to make use of this immortality and not be snuffed out by some nutcase with too much zeal

                      Do spanish vampires have tans or are they pale white also ??
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                      • #56
                        There is no way to kill a Spanish vampire.

                        That's why you smuggle them out of the country in a back of a truck first.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #57
                          How could you turn into a bat with a chain shirt on you? You get crushed pretty much.
                          -The clothes always seem to dissappear in the transformation and reappear when you turn back.

                          They're not much better then mortals if the usual decapitation kills them (or if it doesnt how the heck are they gonna survive now ? )
                          -They regenerate.
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                          • #58
                            If there's no way to kill a Spanish vampire, then why do they bother to drink blood?
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                            • #59
                              i'd love to see a vampire with a half formed head.
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                              • #60
                                Probably, the body grows on a the head, not the other way around. He needs his brain.
                                urgh.NSFW

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