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  • #16
    Be a Catholic. We were the ones who started that whole Crusade thing and got the Muslims ****ting their pants every time Westerners took over the Holy Land.

    Also we have a well developed Church hierarchy that teaches young boys all about sex, and our schoolgirls are the hottest and nastiest femmes ever to wear those uniforms.
    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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    • #17
      I was a bible thumping convert (alright, I wasn't, I was a moderate Christian) until I came up against the American brand of extreme right-wing evangelical Christianity...that turned me right off.
      That and the hatred of homosexuality, which meant that I mostly wasn't welcome
      "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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      • #18
        our schoolgirls are the hottest and nastiest femmes ever to wear those uniforms
        You reeled me in! I am going to convert now... but I won't thump bibles
        Monkey!!!

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        • #19
          Re: Christianity

          Originally posted by Firelad
          Catholics are specifically requested to join the discussion
          Didn't the Pope forbid Catholics from actively converting Jews last year?

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          • #20
            If Judaism was good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for you.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Clear Skies
              I was a bible thumping convert (alright, I wasn't, I was a moderate Christian) until I came up against the American brand of extreme right-wing evangelical Christianity...that turned me right off.
              Why?
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #22
                Silly, believing in god.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #23
                  catholicism is fun. if you're like every other catholic, you'll prolly end up in purgatorio and not heaven or hell.

                  besides, nobody can heap self-guilt like a catholic can.
                  B♭3

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DinoDoc
                    Why?
                    Because I loathe it with a passion...it's so intolerant and fire-breathing and everything. I despise intolerance, and they're intolerant of just about everything. Christianity shouldn't be about that, it shouldn't be about condemning but helping and loving and teaching...
                    I have many more reasons, but I expounded almost all of them in today's Politics lesson, so I'm kinda drained...one of the highlights was that they're almost all media-crazed money-hungry hypocrites.
                    "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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                    • #25
                      When I first saw this thread, I said, gee another religion thread... but decided to see what would come of it...

                      And the answer is... SPAM... as expected...

                      So case closed.
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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