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"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis -
I am sorry Che, but your program is sorely lacking in the "hanging enemies of the people on the lightposts" and "mass excecutions of pop-singers" categories for me to approve of.
I mean, how are we to fulfill Lincolns expectations if we don't kill at least 100 people a day? We have to give the customer what they seek, no?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Che! I'll be VP
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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We have to give the customer what they seek, no?
CUSTOMER?! Capitalist swine!
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I'm going for the insane dictator, not evil dicator. . . .
We'll need to build a giant laser to etch my name into the moon.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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You mean "laser"
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Bah! Evil dictator is so much fun than Insane dictator: besides, you can always go for a grand slam and be both!
Besides, everyone knows the Chairface scheme is so..90's. The thing to do is install a giant hologram poster of yourself on the moon, so that people get a different view of their great leader as they move around the earth.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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I'll call it, the Alan Parson's Project.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Free Beer for the people, or Florida will seceed.
( that's right, in your own backyard, che.
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OH yeah, that's a good idea Azazel!“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I think free beer could be acceptable. But you must give me your sheep.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Beer must be more than free..IT MUST BE MANDATORY! EVERY MEAL MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY BEER! STARTING AT 5 YEARS OF AGE!If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Beer, bratwurst, bolshevism!
(The slogans of the Chicago Socialist Party are: Beer! Brats! Bolshevism! & We Put the Party in Socialist Party! . . . Once we challenged another group to a drinking contest.)Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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What, 5 years, that late ? Are you one of these family fanaticists, Ge ?
Mandatory beer for everyone !
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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