When America finally succumbs to socialism which left-wing, liberal, pinko commie,...

[Lincoln]

...radical leftist, extremist would you want to rule this country?

[Spiffor]

My, Che of course

[Imran Siddiqui]

Not che

Spiffor .

[chequita guevara]

I'd have to say me.












Then I'd show them. I'd show them ALL!

[Spiffor]

I don't have enough balls to make sure the American socialism is eternal.
Che is the way to go.

[Lincoln]

You'd be too nice che.

[Imran Siddiqui]

SPIFFOR! SPIFFOR!

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Lincoln
You'd be too nice che.

First I'd start by erasing that blot on the Fox River known as Batavia, IL. Maybe I'll put a new city there, Chegitzgrad.

Then I'll build a giant statue of me made out of mashed potatoes.

[chequita guevara]

All capitalists, religous leaders, and right-wing ideologues would be forced to wear clown suits while in public.

[chequita guevara]

Dogs will be called cats, and cats will be called dogs.

[chequita guevara]

Anyone who gouges their customers will be sodomized by my Mameluke, Masoud.

[Imran Siddiqui]

And then che would be overthrown by his brother, Thebum

[Az]

[chequita guevara]

I'll give Florida to the Jews.

[Az]

you can keep the swamps.