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  • #16
    My pro-england demonstration was fun a few days ago running around with the england flag on my back

    anyways

    UK ! UK !
    Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.

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    • #17
      ponders starting a pro-Wales demonstration, running around with the Welsh flag...

      UK! UK! UK!

      Any particular reason for this wave of patriotism?
      -Sir T

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      • #18
        Rosbifs ! Rosbifs ! Rosbifs !
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #19
          One good thing about Britain is that patriots are few and far between. And church attendance is nice and low.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Spiffor
            Rosbifs ! Rosbifs ! Rosbifs !
            -Sir T

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            • #21
              THE BRITISH ARMY

              When I was young I used to be
              As fine a man as ever you'd see,
              Til the Prince of Wales he said to me:
              "Come and join the British army."

              Chorus:
              Toora loora loora loo,
              They're looking for monkeys up at the zoo,
              And says I: "If I had a face like you,
              I'd join the British army."

              Sarah Comden baked a cake,
              'twas all for poor oul Slattery's sake.
              She threw herself into the lake,
              Pretending she was barmy.

              Chorus:

              Corporal Daly went away.
              His wife got in the family way
              And the only thing that she could say,
              Was: "Blame* the British army."

              Chorus:

              Corporal Kelly's a terrible drought,
              Just give him a couple of jars of stout,
              And he'll beat the enemy with his mouth,
              And save the British army.

              Chorus:

              Kilted soldiers wear no drawers.
              Won't you kindly lend them yours.
              The rich must always help the poor,
              To save the British army.

              Chorus:

              When I was young I used to be
              As fine a man as ever you'd see,
              Til the Prince of Wales he said to me:
              "Come and join the British army."

              Toora loora loora loo,
              They're looking for monkeys up at the zoo,
              And says I: "If I had a face like you,
              I'd join* the British army."
              In een hoerekotje aan den overkant emmekik mijn bloem verloren,
              In een hoerekotje aan den overkant bennekik mijn bloemeke kwijt

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              • #22
                Originally posted by red_jon


                Ted, why the pro-UK demonstration?
                Giving support for my British brothers and sisters out there.

                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                • #23
                  Let's hear it for home rule!
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