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[Franses]

Egyptian in morning, war declared

Leader of the Mongol whose name we do not mention in Egypt anymore:

Upper as well as Lower Egypt herewith declare war against you. Face the consequences of your deeds and hope that your death will come soon and painless.

Franses: Pharao of upper and lower Egypt.

Egyptian newsflash:
It is clear now that if the Mongols say "we will retreat and are going to work on our empire" they will soon launch a massive attack on one of your cities. This is what happened to our Greek brothers. A city was not only attacked but everyone; men,women and children were slaughtered by the Mongol armies in a horable way. The savageness of the Mongol leader and his armies will be talked about for long after and will be used to warn all children what may become of you if you are war-minded.

If Darth Viper and Pharao had any doubts about the Mongol intentions they will now be gone. Pharao declared three days of mourning throughout Egypt for the military and civilian casualties among the Greek. At the same time Pharao declared war against the Mongol agressors. Actions also have been taken to support the anti-government groups within Mongolie to help them to rize against their tyran leader.

[quinns]

Originally posted by Franses
Egyptian newsflash:
blah blah blah .... However, he completely forgets that the Greek are not the only ones that face a war on more than one front. We are sure he will learn in due time.

Egyptian newsflash:
blah blah blah ... it's the Mongols turn to be threatened first. But the Irish will follow soon enough. Scouts landed near the Mongol territory to find the best way for the troops that follow to assist our Greek friends.

What a surprise, I thought we were already at war?? Do the above words, spewing forth from the mouth of Franses, sound peaceful?

P.S. "Horrible", as in "Horrible Mongols", is spelled with two 'r's and an "i". If you are going to defame a nation, let's get it right, Franses!

[Franses]

LOL

[Av8tor]

Turn to Zo

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Turn sent to Darth Viper.

Maybe Quinns should you teach Writing to Egyptian people. We have to be kind with low-cultured civilizations.

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We, Zobo of Irish, welcome the peace treaty between Irish people and Welsh people.
This day will be a Celebration Day for our futur generations.

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[Franses]

Or, maybe, we should start using our language (being Arabic) instead of English??

[ZoboZeWarrior]

wa hafiznähà min kulli shaytänin rrajymin.
And we will protege man from evil daemons...
Sourate XV-AL HIJR-17

[Franses]

Shoukran, Zobo.

Finally something we, Egyptians, understand. Now, we all know who the Daemons in this world are, right? They are living to the south as well as to the east of the Greeks, right?

[ZoboZeWarrior]

True prophets flee from Egypt, false ones live over there, Franses !

[quinns]

LOL!!

[blackice]

Greetings to the Mongol people!
We seem to have made friends from other lands.
Do you need an escort as the journey is filled with barbarians?

Turn sent to Quinns

[ZoboZeWarrior]

The Mysterious Book.

Morgrin was gazing clouds through a window of Zobo private chamber .
"Egyptian words are full of hate and vendetta desire. At the since Mongols destroy the Greek city, we had no more reason to continue an active war with them. Maybe peace was possible. But now, due to Ramses last declaration we had to continue an active war, else Greek and Egyptian accept to talk with us, which, I think, they will not do." said Zobo, clearly upset.
"We will train knights and samurais, we will train phalanx too to protect our borders, my Lord. We are preparing such units since some time already..." Morgrin noticed a mysterious book that Zobo tried vainly to hide under his seat. "Hum… Now, I will let you work on more important state cases." Continued Morgrin with a smile, and left the room like a shadow.
Zobo took a strange book with a colorful and soft cover and begun to read it with a great attention.
The chamber door was opened wide up, Lord O'Lonney enter in the room like an hurricane :
"WE FOUND IT, WE FOUND IT!". Zobo put slowly his mysterious book on his desk and look at his Great Architect and Cartographer with an expressionless face.
"We had found the spring of the greatest river in the world! Our explorers found it in a desert high-land! We will call the river : Ubyr as the mighty giant snake of our ancient Myths." Said O'Lonney.
"Hum well… I'm very happy for you. Now, let the Foreign Legion of pickmen way back to our cities, they have more important stuff to do than playing boy-scout. I wish you a pleasant day Lord O'Lonney. I've a lot of work to do now!". Zobo pushed his Great Architect out of his private Chamber, sit back to his seat, took his book back and resumed his reading of his favorite "Calvin & Hobbes" comic.

[Franses]

Secret message to Irish leader

Dear Irish leader,

I am told that you do not at all like the war that is evolving between the Greek and Egyptians on one side and the Mongol and Irish on the other side.

Me, Pharao of Egypt and, I am sure, also Darth Viper of the Greeks, do not like this war either. Do you think you will be able to convince the Mongol agressor that he has to take his armies away from the Greek cities? If so we are willing to lay down our arms so that we can devote our time to the devolpment of our own countries.

With kind regards,

Franses. Pharao of Egypt

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Turn sent to Frans.

I will supervise Mongol Nation for a short time.

I present my apology to Black Ice. I refused your proposition of respect of territory just because I prefer let Quinns sign this treaty. But as I understand that your citizens could be afraid by his a foreign legion, I order the unit to move away from your city.

I present you our most sincere respect and friendship, from Lord Quinns and myself.

[Franses]

Egyptian newsflash:
Finally we met representatives of the famous Scots. And..... the rumours are true. These people do dress like a lady. Nevertheless are scouts report that they had a wonderfull time talking to and drinking with them all night. Even the Egyptian captain Quarilo, who is known to stay sober even after the most heavy parties, had quite a hangover the following morning. Franses asked Quarilo to hand over a letter to the representative with the following content:

Dear Scottisch leader,

I, Franses, Pharao of Upper and Lower Egypt, greet you. We have heard a lot about your wisdom and we are pleased to finally know were you live. You are invited to attend the celebration of the next stage of my Pyraice, which will take place when the two Moons of our world eclipse. The celebration will take two full days and nights. Darth Viper will attend and we also hope that your friend Nude Boy ( Sorry Nuke. It had to come to you some time) will be there. He visited us earlier and some of my harem girls like him a lot. During the day you will get to see the great improvements that were build during the last decade. The nights will be reserved for belly dancing and later on...... well you'll like it.

Franses